Author: Ahsan Khan

Love is Just a Word
Until Someone Special
Gives it a meaning <3

Take a deep breath
and don’t be shy
Don’t you worry about tomorrow,
Cause tomorrow ain’t tonite just
kick back let the universe align
Come on say gud nite

Wo aik pal hi kaafi hai
Jis mein tum shamil ho
Us pal se zeyada toh
Zindage ki khuwaish hi nahi muje.

Ager kesi k bal bikhare howy hon,
Or es k kapry bhi istari na hon,
To ya hergiz mat sochna k wo gareeb hai,
Hosakta hai wo gourement teacher ho or
Esy school sy chutiyan hon.

Teacher
Pen ko jumlay main istemaal kro
Studen
My Pen-is in your hand

ap bhe na kya samajh gaye wo prn
ke darmyan space dena bhool gaya tha

Husband & Wife 1 plate mein pani puri
kha rahe thy, 1 Dosare ki aankho me
aankhe dal k..

Wife(pyar sy): Aaise keya dekh rahe ho
Husband: Thora aaram sy kha mere baari
hi nahi aa rahe!!
😀

Male criteria for life partner..
They expect their women to look like
“Miss Universe” and work like “Shanta Bai”

Females criteria for life partner..
They expect their to earn like
Ambani & behave like Manmohan Singh.

Solve this..
For example,
24 H in a D (24 hour in a day)

1) 64 S on CB
2) 26 L of the A
3) 7 D of the W
4) 12 S of the Z
5) 52 C in a P
6) 18 H in a GC
7) 5F in a H
8) 206 B in B
9) 6 B in a O

Answering any 7 means your IQ is
pretty high.

Problems never stay long,
they just put the signature
in the experience book of your
life and move away.
Good Morning

One day just isn’t enough
to celebrate someone as
Wonderful as you..
Happy Wedding Anniversary

Wishing you all the great things in life,
hope this day will bring you an extra share
of all that makes you happiest.
Happy Birthday lovely Jan

Today is the day when the gods
decided to send an angel for me
in my life. straight from the heavens.
Happy Birthday to my sweet angel!

Waiter:Your Bill Sir

Santa:Take My Card…

Waiter:But Sir,yeh toh aapki
shaadi ka card hai!

Santa:To Phir Baahar kya Mazaak
Me Likha Hai?

ALL Cards Accepted