Author: Ahsan Khan

Hospital me Nurse:
Mubarak ho apke Ghar beta paida
hua he!

Sardar: Wahe Guru!
Kya Technology hai. Biwi Yaha hospital
me he aur beta ghar me paida hua hai…

Mom: Sofa letne ke liye nahi hota
baithne ke liye hota hai.

Son:Ha toh Chappal bhi maarne k liye
nhi pehen ne ke liye hoti hai…

Ek Chappl aur padi…

Some women are sooo concerned
about their husband’s happiness.
that they hire detectives to find
out who is responsible for it.

Doctor to injured patient:
Jab car aik lady chalaa rahe
thi to tumhein road se hut kr
chalna chaahiye tha.
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Patient:
Kon sa road?
Main to Garden mein letaa howa tha

Allah subhaanhu farmata hai
mera banda farz Ada krny k
baad Nawafil ibaadat kar k
muj se itna ziyada nazdeek
ho jata hai k main us se
Muhabbat krny lag jata hu

You have to get up every morning
and tell yourself ” I can do this”.
Good Morning

Mistakes increases your experience,
and experience decreases your mistakes.
if you learn from your mistakes, then
others learn from your success.
Good Morning

When you face difficult time,
know that challenges are not
sent to destroy you. They are
sent to promote, increase,and
strengthen you.

Akhri Dor me 2 cheezien milna mushkil hon ge

Aik: QabL_e_Atmad Admi aur 2sra Halal peshaa.

So excited for Eid when
we will do makeup and
dress up All nice to sit
on sofas and watch tv. 😀

Achi wife or churail aik
jesi hoti hain keyu k en
ki batein to sub krtein
hain, Lekin aj tak dekhi
kesi ny nahi.
🙂

Police:
Tum ny aik he shop me
3 din musalsal chori ki.

Chor:
Main ny sirf 1 din apni
biwi k leay suit chori
keya tha, Agly 2 din to
main color change kerny
gaya tha.

Sardar ka dost:
Dukh hamesha sath rehta hai
magar khushi ati jati rehti hai.
Es ki English translation kerna.
Sardar: Acha to lo suno phr,
“My wife is with me, but
her sister visits Occasionally.”