Author: Ahsan Khan

I don’n know how my story
Will end,but nowhere in my
text will it ever read…
“I gave up.”

Santa Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu..

Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein
Ek Minister Aya Hua Tha,
Logo Ne Apne Gaou Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye
Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki.
Santa Bhi Bola: Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye.
Minister Hairan Hote Hue: Par Tumhare Gaou Mein To
Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai.
Santa: To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye.

A day is going to end again.
It is nice to have a friend
like U.
Making my everyday seems so
great
Thank U my good friend lastly
Good Night n Sweet Dreams….

Live with no excuses
Love with no regrets,

May the spirit of Ramadan
Stay in our hearts and illuminate
our souls from within

Ramadan mubarak

Ramadan Mubarak!

Wishing you a joyous Iftar
with happiness health and
Success Always.

Praising Allah all throught the day;
Fasting from dawn to dusk every;
Beg for penance and alms we give;
Let’s thank Him and always We Pray!
HAPPY RAMADAN!

Santa Ne Ghar Ke Uper Wale Hisse Mein
Paint Kiya Aur Neeche Wale Hisse Mein Likh Diya
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Same As Above

Tujhy Chorr Doon,
Tujhy BhooL Jaon,
Kesy Batain Karte Ho?

Soorat To Phir Soorat Hai
Mujhe To Tery Naam K Loog Bhi Ache
Lagte Hain..!

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

Ladke Aur Ladki Ke Sune Gaye Kuch Dialogs

Boy: “Please Karne Do Na”

Girl: “Nahi Ab Bus Karo”

Boy: “Please Thora Sa Aur Karne Do Na”

Girl: “Kab Se To Kar Rahe Ho, Ab Bass Karo”

Boy: “Bus Thora Sa Aur Karunga, Tum Sahi Se Khol Kar Rakho”

Girl: “Jaldi Karo Koi Dekh Lega”

Boy: “Kuch Nahi Hota Bus 5 Minutes Aur”

Girl: “Bus Bohat Ho Gaya Abb Nahi Karne Doongi”

Boy: “Please Yaar, Thora Aur Karne Do

Warna Mein Exam Me Fail Ho Jaoonga“

Ek pal ke liye mujhe door jaane do,
Tere pyar ke nashe me doob jaane do,
Kaabil na raha ab mai tere pyar ka,
Woh ek sapna hi tha…ab toot jaane do.