Author: Ahsan Khan

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

Tujhy Chorr Doon,
Tujhy BhooL Jaon,
Kesy Batain Karte Ho?

Soorat To Phir Soorat Hai Mujhe To Tery Naam K Loog Bhi Ache Lagte Hain..!

Fill In The Blanks:
1. “Boo_s ?”
2. “_ _ndom ?”
3. “F_ _ K ?”
4. “P_ N_s ?”
5. “Pu_s_ ?”
Answer:
1. “Books”
2. “Random”
3. “Fork”
4. “Pants”
5. “Pulse ”
“May God Bless Your Dirty Mind.”

Garmiyo me adha din cooler
bharne me,
Aur
Adha bottle bharne me hi nikal
jaata hai.

Kidney Speacialist ne sab se request ki he iftar ke bad koi bhi cold drinks jaise ki pepsi, coca cola, 7up, dew na pina.qki pura roza rakhne se kidney me dehydration hota he. Aur turant aise zehar wale cold drinks pine se kidney fail ho sakti he..isliye sab logo se request he ki iftar ke waqt aise cold drinks na pina. Iske bajaye fresh pani aur fresh juices pina chahiye.
Sabko ye bat batana
Dua me yad rakhna

Lady To Pappu:- Apka Doggy To Thoda
Tiger Jaisa Dikhta Hai ,
Kya Khilate Ho ??
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Pappu :- Ye Kamina Tiger Hi Hai ,
Pyaar Vyaar Ke Chakar Me Pad Gaya ,
Shakal Kutte Jaisi Ho Gayi Hai tongue emoticon

Dil To Tum ne Aise torra
Jese Qanoon Ho Pakistan ka. 🙁

The only thing worth doing behind someone’s back is making

Dua for them.

Beautiful Morning Friends..

*After exam*

Mom:
Paper kaisa tha??

Me:
Patla sa tha, white color ka.

RAMZAN k 1st Jumma ki raat me
pehla kalma 40 martaba padhne
wale ko ek maqbool haj ka sawaab
milta hai.Or btane wale ko 2 haj
ka.plz forward to all
muslim..

Dard hai ya teri talab hai..
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“D_G”
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Bas Jo b ha musalsal hai

Ramzan Dhamaka Offer
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Jab Pata Chalay To Mujhe Bhi Bata Dena.

Agar aap ka bacha sehri

khatam honay say pehlay

aur iftar shuru hotay he

Masjid bhagta hai

to shyd ap ka bacha Suttay Baaz hai