Author: Dilawar

Doctor to Sheikh:apko keley ka chilka
nazar nhi aya jo ap phisal gye?

sheikh:main to paon rakh k dekh raha tha
k chilke mein kela to ni hai.

“Apni Taqeeder Me To Kuch Aisay Hi Silsilay
Likhay Hain.

Ay “Zindagi

Kisi Ne Waqt Guzaarny k liye Dosti kr li to
kisi ne dosti kr k waqt Guzaar liya”.

HUm NyTanhai Mei Bhi Sirf
Tm ko chaha Hai,
“DOST”
Warna log To Tanhai Mein
Nargis ki CD Lga Lety
Hain.
/(‘_’)/
..()
../!
Ve gujra ve
😉

Na tol Apni dosti ko Be-Daam Tarazoo
Main “Dost”

Tu Kitna Anmol Hai kabhi pouch
Mery dil se..!

=Teraa honey laga hoon=

=Tuj ma
khooney laga hoon=

=Baqi kal sunaoun ga=

=Ab ma soooney laga hoon=

=GOOD NIGHT

“..NARAAZ”.”
na hua kro,

.DOST..

Kehte hain
`”” DIL se chahne wale log Hamesha
khamosh hua karte hain..

Dil Mein kitny zakham hain
kisi ko kia pata

,,*”*FARAZ*”*,,

Ye aur baat hy k hum muskra
k jeety hain.,

He+She= Love.
He+She+Love=Marriage.
He+She+Love+Marriage=Child.
He+She+Love+Marriage+Child=Family.
AND
He+She+Love+Marriage+Child+ Family=Problem.
So my dear friend
Be careful.

A typical student flips a
coin and think.
If Head- will go to sleep.
If Tail- will watch a move.
If Stands- will listen music.
If Stays in air- will study

Mr.Bean got an Invitation for a Party,
They told him that he must put BROWN TIE only.
When he went to party he was shocked?
other were wearing pants & shirts also…

Funny Definitions
Home: A place where you can
scratch where it itches.
Doctor: A person who cures
the ills by pills, and kills
by his bills.
Love: Loss Of Valuable Energy
Wife: Worries Invited For Ever

Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me.

A foreigner had very spicy
Indian dinner.
Next morning he came out
of the toilet & said,
now i understand Why indian
use water.
Tissue Can catch fire…