Author: Dilawar

Patient: Please don’t give me
the injection.
I’m afraid of it’s pain.
Doctor: Don’t worry!!
I’ll inject you first that
kills the pain!!!!

Hi all,
Let get stupid and
Celeberate Miss call day
Send dis msg to ur frnds
n get misbels in reply.
But reply me 1st

A student wrote a letter
to his father from hostel:
Dear dad…!
No money,No fun.
Your son!
His father replied:
Dear son!
So sad,Very bad
Your dad!

Guys playing cards
Guy1: I Promised my wife I’ll Not
Play Cards anymore.
Guy2: Then what the hell are you
doing now?
Guy1: I Never promised I Won’t
Tell Lies.

There is always a sign board
“Drive Slowly” near School,
But Never near Girl’s College.
Why?
Because
There Vehicles Automatically
get Slow….

Come like a Horse,
Sit like a Thief,
And Go like a King….
This Slogan was written on a..
Public Toilet Door.

U r on a bus & U need 2 fart.
But d music is really loud,
so U time Ur farts with d beats.
After a couple of songs,
U start 2 feel better as U approach Ur stop,
as U r leaving d bus,
People REALLY staring down at U n
that’s when U realize
.
.
U’ve been listening 2 Ur iPod !!

An Old Man”s T-Shirt Quote.
I Am Not 50.
I Am 16 With 34 Years Of
Experience….
That”s The ATTITUDE.

What ABCDEFG stands for?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.
And GFEDCBA stands for what?
The reverse: Girl Forgets Everything
Done and Catches new Boy Again

* TRUTH *
“Women never have anything to wear..”
Don’t question the racks of clothes
in the closet.
You’ll b answered every time,
“You just don’t understand”

A WISE MAN Washes His Hand After He PEES.
But
A WISER MAN Doesn”t PEE On His Hand …

Things To Remember In Life …
“Love Your FRIENDS Not Their SISTERS”
And
“Love Your SISTERS Not Their FRIENDS”

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
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