Author: Dilawar

BEti M.B.A K bad.,.,

PAPA:
BEti”M.B.A” K bad
kiya
Karogi?

Beti:
L.M.W.H. Karongi

PAPA:
What L.M.W.H
Beti,
“Love”
“Marrige”
“With”
“Hassan”

UFFFFF
Yeh larkiyan b
diwani hain.,.,
(‘-‘)a
<)(\_
II Ammi jalde se
nazar utaren meri,.,

I like 3 friends.,.,.

I like 3 friends?
“Sun”
“MOON”
“AND”
“U”
“Sun”For The Day
Time..

“Moon”For The Night
Time…

AND
“U” For The Life Time”.;-

Pathan ne aik kawwa.,.,

Pathan ne aik kawwa
(crow) paala.Wo bht
soft tha.

Batao pathan ne uska
naam kai rakha hoga?

?

Socho?

?
Microsoft.
(My crow soft);

70% Girls sweet hoti.,.,

70% Girls sweet hoti
hein.
75% Beautiful,
85% Intelligent,
90% Masoom,
And
100% Piyari hoti
heni,
KUl mila kar.
70+75+85+90+
100=Sab ki sab 420
hoti hein.,.;-(

Always Welcome a New.,.,

.*”Always”*.
Welcome a New
Day With a
.*”Smile”*.
On Your
.*”Lips”*.
.*”.”*”Love”*”.”*.
In Your
.*”.”*Heart*”.”*.
.*”.”*GOOD*”.”*.
.*”.”*Thoughts”*.
And You will
Have a Wonderful
.*”.”*”Day”*”.”*
“GOOD MORNiNG”

Kurri jawan hi gai A.,.,

Sardarni:

Kurri jawan hi gai A,

koi changa jeya munda
wekho 26 saal da howay.

“SARDAR”

Jay 26 saal da na milay
te

13,13 de 2 le aawan.,.

Kabhi pasand na aye .,.,.,.

Kabhi pasand na aye
saath mera to bata
dena ae dost

Hum dil pe pathar
Rakh k tumhein goli
maar denge
(,”)
/))–=-
|\
thaa..
thaa.. thaa..

Wafa meri ho or.,.,

Wafa meri ho or
yaqeen ap ho,

Raat meri ho or
Khuwab ap ho,

Pr dost dua karna
kabhi aisa na ho k,

Aanso mery hon or
Waja ap ho.,.,,!

1 Pathan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui.,.,

1 Pathan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui,

Sardar:Tum iska sadka utar lo
.
To phir
.
.
.
.
.
.
Phir kya hona tha,Pathan ne murghi
k lye 1″Bakra”sadqa kar diya.

GUNHA KO phelany Ka Zriya .,.,

GUNHA KO phelany Ka Zriya
Kbi Mt bno Q K
Ho Skta Hy Tm To Toba Kr Lo,
Pr Jis Ko Tm Ny GUNAH py
Lagya,
Wo Tumhri Dozakh Ka Sbab Ban Jaey?

2011 is Fundamental Mathematical.,.,

2011 is
Fundamental
Mathematical
Operation year of
‘1’
1+1=2 Add
1-1=0 Sub
1*1=1 Mul
1/1=1 Div
=2011
Plz dont force me 4
Nobel prize
Sirf aik MSG the inbox
me tjhe kr dia.

ZINDGI k hain 2 Jahan.,.,

ZINDGI k hain 2 Jahan.
Ek ye jahan.Ek wo jahan.
In 2 JAHANON k Darmyan
Bus Fasla hai ek sans
ka Jo chal rahi hai to
ye Jahan.Jo Ruk gai to
wo Jahan.Sanson ki is
Mala mein, Moti pro lo
Drood k.Phir ye Jahan
Ho ya wa Jahan Hamary
sath Hongay
SADAR-E-DOJHAN
(SAWW).