Category: April Fools SMS

Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days
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Surprised?
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After 2 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2011

A day will come…
When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!

U r equal to sixty james bond!!!!!!!

U know How??

007 * 60 = 420

Today if anyone praises u for ur beauty, personality, style or attitude,
Just kick him… How dare he fool u before April 1st.

Salam…h r u??
I want to give u a good news…
I m going To England on study visa…
Misu 4ever…

Dont Worry The Flight Is After 1 Day.

Surprised?

After 1 Day Is 1st April,
U r the 1st Fool Of 2009

Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Wo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

Kya Aap ne suna hai..?
BBC per
CNN per
IBN7 per
AAJTAK per
NDTV per
nahi suna..!
Radio Mirchi per toh suna ho ga..!
Agar phir bhi nahi suna toh ab padh loo..
Today is â?oApril Fool Dayâ? and 1 F(O_O)L is reading this msg Very carefullyâ?¦..

My Life was in darkness before i met u,
but now it is bright.
u know why?
Coz u r a “Tubelight…..

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry , I have one more.

Mathematical joke:(13×13×13)=?

Think, Think deeply
Not getting??
Ans: SUROOR!
Tera(13) tera(13) tera(13)= SUROOR…

When things in wrong

and sadness fills ur heart

and tears flow in ur eyes

Always remember 3 things

*** I m wid u
*** u hav money
*** KFC is open
lets GO

I want U to know that U are very important to me,
It’s impossible for me to live without U
even 4 a second!
U r my life &
I can feel U everywhere….
EXCUSE ME!!
I AM TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN…

Hi
Wat r u doing??
I m propagating unicameral form of idiosyncrasy occuring
palevolently in the seritormious piece of platerubian
brain….

In Short…..

Disturbing U!!!!!!!!!!