Category: April Fools SMS

My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental

10% senti
and

90% mental!!!

Hi!
How r u?
Wer r u?
Wat r u doing?
How is life,ur frnds,ur family?
How abt ur mom&dad?
2day any news?
u saw any film?
ur fav song,film,hero,heroin,meals,area?
how r ur close frnds?
ur fav subject,color,news,Pen,dress,car,bike,perfume,
bus,num,shop,drink,flower,fruit,teacher,player,gift,mobile,
hotel,game,theater,dream,language,temple,food,soap,paste,Chanel,
politician,chocolate,sports,sportsperson,tourist spot?
“HIMMAT HAI TO REPLY KAR0!!”

31st March ho ya 1st april
Fool to Fool hi hota hai.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools

U r equal to sixty james bond!!!!!!!

U know How??

007 * 60 = 420

Salam…h r u??
I want to give u a good news…
I m going To England on study visa…
Misu 4ever…

Dont Worry The Flight Is After 1 Day.

Surprised?

After 1 Day Is 1st April,
U r the 1st Fool Of 2009

Today if anyone praises u for ur beauty, personality, style or attitude,
Just kick him… How dare he fool u before April 1st.

Kya Aap ne suna hai..?
BBC per
CNN per
IBN7 per
AAJTAK per
NDTV per
nahi suna..!
Radio Mirchi per toh suna ho ga..!
Agar phir bhi nahi suna toh ab padh loo..
Today is â?oApril Fool Dayâ? and 1 F(O_O)L is reading this msg Very carefullyâ?¦..

Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Wo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

My Life was in darkness before i met u,
but now it is bright.
u know why?
Coz u r a “Tubelight…..

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry , I have one more.

Mathematical joke:(13×13×13)=?

Think, Think deeply
Not getting??
Ans: SUROOR!
Tera(13) tera(13) tera(13)= SUROOR…

When things in wrong

and sadness fills ur heart

and tears flow in ur eyes

Always remember 3 things

*** I m wid u
*** u hav money
*** KFC is open
lets GO

I want U to know that U are very important to me,
It’s impossible for me to live without U
even 4 a second!
U r my life &
I can feel U everywhere….
EXCUSE ME!!
I AM TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN…