Category: Birthday SMS

I cried on my 18th birthday.
I thought 17 was such a nice age.
You’re young enough to get away with things,
but you’re old enough, too.

Author:(Liv Tyler)

The return of my birthday,
if I remember it, fills me with thoughts
which it seems to be the general care of
humanity to escape.

Author:(Samuel Johnson)

We have to be able to grow up.
Our wrinkles are our medals of
the passage of life. They are what
we have been through and who we want to be.

Author:(Lauren Hutton)

About astrology and palmistry:
they are good because they make people vivid
and full of possibilities.
They are communism at its best.
Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.

Author:(Kurt Vonnegut)

To me – old age is always ten
years older than I am.

Author:(John Burroughs)

I wanted to buy a candle holder,
but the store didn’t have one.
So I got a cake.

Author:(Mitch Hedberg)

Let us celebrate the occasion with
wine and sweet words.

Author:(Plautus)

A friend never defends a husband
who gets his wife an electric skillet for
her birthday.

Author:(Erma Bombeck)

There are three hundred and sixty-four days
when you might get un-birthday presents,
and only one for birthday presents,
you know.

Author:(Lewis Carroll)

It is lovely,
when I forget all birthdays,
including my own,
to find that somebody remembers me.

Author:(Ellen Glasgow)

The only thing better than singing
is more singing.

Author:(Ella Fitzgerald)

It was on my fifth birthday that
Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said,
‘Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand,
you’ll find one at the end of your arm.’

Author:(Sam Levenson)

Thirty was so strange for me.
I’ve really had to come to terms with the fact that
I am now a walking and talking adult.

Author:(C. S. Lewis)