Category: Birthday SMS

For my birthday I got a humidifier
and a de-humidifier…
I put them in the same room
and let them fight it out.

Author:(Steven Wright)

You know you’re getting old
when the candles cost more than the cake.

Author:(Bob Hope)

The way I see it,
you should live everyday like its
your birthday.

Author:(Paris Hilton)

A gift consists not in what is done or given,
but in the intention of the giver or doer.

Author:(Lucius Annaeus Seneca)

Presents don’t really mean much to me.
I don’t want to sound mawkish, but –
it was the realization that
I have a great many people in my life
who really love me,
and who I really love.

Author:(Gabriel Byrne)

I remember when the candle shop burned down.
Everyone stood around singing
‘Happy Birthday.’

Author:(Steven Wright)

How old would you be if
you didn’t know how old you are?

Author:(Satchel Paige)

All the world is birthday cake,
so take a piece,
but not too much.

Author:(George Harrison)

I think, at a child’s birth,
if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow
it with the most useful gift,
that gift should be curiosity.

Author:(Eleanor Roosevelt)

Every year on your birthday,
you get a chance to start new.

Author:(Sammy Hagar)

My father gave me the greatest gift
anyone could give another person,
he believed in me.

Author:(Jim Valvano)

The more you praise
and
celebrate your life,
the more there is in life to celebrate.

Author:(Oprah Winfrey)

God gave us the gift of life;
it is up to us to give ourselves
the gift of living well.

Author:(Voltaire)