Category: Boy VS Girl SMS

Larka Ro Ro K Larki
Sy Keh Raha Hai

Larka Ro Ro K Larki
Sy Keh Raha Hai

Hath Choor Meri
Naak Beh Rahi Hai

Happy FLU SEASON
AA.AA.Chhi

“RULE OF SUCCESS”

Apni Zindage Mein Koi
Kam Karne Sy Pehle
Hamesha Kisi LARKI
Sy Mashwara Kr Lo

Wo Jo Mashwara De
Us Ka Ulta Karo Kamyabi
Tumhare Qadam Choome
Gi.

1 Larka Larki Se
Phochta Hai K:
Bachay Kese Hote
Hain
.
Larki:Chup..!!!
.
Larka:Batao Na Plz
🙂
Larki:Nahi Pata Ab
Mat Phochna…!!
.
Larka:Aray Bewaqoof
Itna Bhi Nahi Pata
Bachay Shararti Hote
Hain 😀
Moral: Girls Hamesha
Boys Ko Galat Hi
Samjhti Hain..!!

Attitude Reloaded.. 😉
Girl: I Hate You.. 😡
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy: WoW.. What A
Co-incidence. 😀

Girl Setting Password
For Her Laptop,
A Guy Sitting Beside
Her Chair, She Types
BRAIN As Password.
Guy Fell Off From Chair
Laughing Because Laptop
Replied: “TOO SMALL”

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

Boy: I Love You
Girl: HaHaHaHa

Boy: I Will Die
For You
Girl: HaHaHaHa

Boy: I Can;t Live
Without You
Girl: HaHaHaHa

Boy: I Will Send
You EasyLoad
Girl: Pakka?

Boy: HaHaHaHa
😉

Girl Apne Boy Frnd
Sy Main Maa Ban’ne
Wali Hon,
Boy: Naheeeeeeeeee

Girl: Way Sun Tay
Lay Shokhya

Tere Baap Ny Mujhe
Propose Kia Hai Main
Teri Maa Ban’ne Wali
Hon. 😉

Question..
Every Next girl that
I meet is committed..
But then how come….

Every boy I talk to
Is single..

Yeh larkiyaan jaa
Kahan rahi hain Phir??

Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?
Boy: han agr tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki
speling suna do t0u
Girl: kuch dair soch k boli dafa karo hum
KFC chalte hain.
Boy: acha ye btao k KFC se kya bnta h?
Girl: kuch der sochne k baad sharmindgi se
boli acha chalo kahin se naan pakoory kha
lete hen…:-D

Boy : Har Roz Subha 72 Larkiyaan
Mera Intazaar Krti han
Girl: Wah Ap to Bri cheez ho yr
KAM KIA KRTE HO?
Boy: Bas yaar Punjab university
Ki bus Ka Driver Hun’ 😉 😀

GirL : i love u 🙂
.
.
Boy : different style
me propose kar na 😉
.
.

GirL : APNY JANAZY KO
DAFANANY KA CHANCE
MERE BETY KO DEGA KYA ? 😉

Larkiyon ke chakkar mei
mat parhna,

Ye aati hain HEER ki
tarha.

Lagti hain KHEER ki
tarha.

Chubti hain TEER Ki
tarha.

OR

Haalat kr deti hain
FAKEER ki tarha.