Girl: Agar koi Larka har hafte new Larki
k sath enjoy kare tou wo talented hai,
Magar koi Larki Zindagi mein 2 larko se
Taaluq rakhe tou woh sahi nahi hai.
Yeh Q?
Boy: Agar ek Chabi bohat se Talay khole to
woh Qeemti chabi hai, Magar ek Tala ek se
ziada chabio se Khule tou kisi kam ka nahi !
High clas insult:- Boy 2 girl:
Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.
Girl: Main isi liye itni der se soch rahi
hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai
Boy: darling, tumhara naam apny
haath py likhu ya dil py?
Girl: idhar udhar kio likhty ho..
ager sacha pyar karty ho to apni
property k papers per Likho Na. 😉
15 years back
Parents wanted their girl
to get married to a good boy
Now-A-Days
Parents wants their boy
to get married to a good girl
Boys: Hum Larkiyon se ziada INTELIGENT hain.
Girls: Nhi g. Hum kuch B kr Sakti hain.
Boys: Achaa, To phir deewaar pe susu se ABCD
Likh k Dikhao.. ::::::: 😀 😉
Girl:
Why You Post My Name On Your
Facebook Status In Every
2 Minutes?
Boy:
Facebook Keeps Asking Me What’S
On My Mind? And Honestly,
It’S Always You.??
Girl: Meri birthday hy.
Kya Gift do ge?
.
Boy: Kya chahye jan?
.
Girl: Ring
… .
.
.
.
Boy: Ring Dounga par uthana nahi,
Balance kam hai
A girl come late in class.
Prof: why r u late?
Girl: Sir, 1 larka mera
peecha kar raha tha,
Prof: To late Q ho gayi?
Girl: Kameena bohot slow
aa raha thaa.
Boy: I Hate To See A Girl Standing
In A Bus When I
Am Comfortably Seated.
Girl: So What Do You Do?
.
. .
.
Boy:I Close My Eyes And Sleep
Larki
Agr Me Tumse Juda Ho Jaun To
Tumhe Kesi Takleef Hogi
Larka
Jab Naak Ka Choha Naak Me Sookh
Jaye Usko Nochtay Waqt Jo Takleef
Hoti Hai,
Wese Hi Hogi.,,,
Modern Love!
“Boy & Girl On Date”
Girl:Kiya shadi K Baad
Bhi Aise Hi Hum Dinner
Pe Aya Karenge?
Boy: Haan Agar Tumhare
Husband Ko Koi Aitraz Na
Howa TO!
Girl says: Na dekh hasinon ko pap hoga,
Tu b ek din kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Boy says: khuda kre teri zuban sachi ho,
mujhe baap kehne wali teri hi bachi ho..
Girl: Mera Moblie Ammi
K Pas Rehta Hai Zayada
Ter….
Boy: Ager Hum Pakre Gy
To….
Girl: Nahi Pakre Ja Skte
Keyun K Main Ny Tumhara
Number Battery Low k Nam
Sy Save Kia Howa Hai Jb
Bhi Tumhara Phone Ya SMS
Aata Hai To Battery Low
Likha Howa Aata Hai
Mama Mobile Charging Pe
Laga Kar Chali Jatin Hain
😉