Girl (in train) —► can i sit
here?
Boy —►its all urs 🙂
Girl —► can i take some
water ?
Boy —► my pleasure:-)
Girl —► Bhaiya agla
station konsa hai ?
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Boy —► Mere baap ne
mere dimag me koi GPS fit
nhi kiya hai ,
jaldi seat khali ker mujhe
neend a rahi hai
Girlfrnd – Tum muje promiss kro k muje
kabi touch,Date,I LOVE U k liye force nai
kroge .
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Boy : Bahen tu gar ja,tere mummy papa
teri chinta kar rhe honge…
Boy….
Tum larkiyaan itni khabsorat
kyn hoti hooo .
Girls..
Kyn k ALLAH ney hum ko apney
hatoon sey banaya hai
Boy….
Bol tu aise rahi ho jesey
Hum net sey download howe hain
‘5 RULES OF GIRLS:
1.Love Me Dont Touch Me
2.Touch Me Dont Kiss Me
3.Kiss Me Dont Use Me
4.Use Me Dont Forget Me
5.Forget Me Dont Tell Others About Me’
Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA
After break up:
Boy 2 grl:
kaha chal di kaha chal di
pyar ki pungi baja k.?
Grl 2 boy: sab chod chad k apne
salim ki gali anarkali disco chali.!!
Larki doctor se meri skin
buht ziada malayem,soft aur
sensitive he aur mera rang b
buht gora he,man raat ko kia
laga kar soya karon?
Doctor:
“KUNDI”.
Lolzzzz
Boy :- Tumhare yaha Laterinebani
hai.??
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Girl :- Haan :/
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Girl :- Aur tumhare yaha?
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Boy :- Mere yaha to sabji
bani hai…!
Boy & Girl playing Ludo
Boy : Agar 1,2,3,4 or 5 aaya to
I will kiss U….;-)
Girl : Wat??
Acha or 6 aaya to???
Boy : Kabhi ludo nahi kheli hai kya???.. XD
dobara meri chance pagli…
Q:Ladkiya Kabi Khud Pyar Ka
Izhar Pehle Q Ni Krti?
Intresting Jawab
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Taki Break-up Krte Waqt Ye
Keh Ske Ki Tum Mere Piche
Pade The Mai Nahi.
Commerce ki larki kisi Larkay
ko jab gali de to kaise gali
de gi”
“Salay dishonour Cheque”
“Zamen pe Liability”
“Maa bap ki kharab Statement”
“Salay 2 takke ki adjustment”
“Pedaishi bad debt”
“Insolvent aadmi”
“Itna maru gi k Zindgi bhr
teri balance Sheet b equal
nhe ho gi”
Girl : Would You Like To
Be The Sun Of My Life ?
boy : Awwww … Yes !
girl : Then Stay 9,995,887.6
Miles Away From Me…
Boy: Wow…
You Look So Perfect with Incredible
Body And Flower like skin…
What do You Use ?
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Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!