Gf ne Bf ko letter likha:
“Meri life me naya…
ladka aa gaya hai,
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Tumse achha..
Mai usi se shadi karungi,
Meri photo wapas bhejwa do”
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BF ne apne sare friendz ki GF’s
ki 50 photo jama ki aur beech me
uski photo rakh ke letter likha:
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“Lo in me se apni photo nikaal lo,
mujhe tumhari shakal yaad nahi hai..:p :O :/ 😀 😀
Ek Larka-Larki Hotel Me Gaye…
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Waiter:- Kya Loge.. ??
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Larki:- Sabziyoo Waali Roti..:))
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Waiter:- What ??
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Larka:- Gaon Ki Hai,
PIZZA Maang Rahi Hai..:
Girl:
ap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko apna cell no:
don gi 🙂
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Boy:
Jahan chaho wahan chhor don ga,
Numbr vmbr rehne do,
Bas 100 ka petrol dalwa dena baji:)
Uffff “Mehangai ne larkon ko bhi shareef bana diya hai “
Girl:On a Date with his boyfrnd,
PoOooonn.
Boy:It’s ok Hota Hai.
Girl:Again pooon Phusssss!
Boy:It’s never mind darling.
Girl:Once again Paaan poooon
poon!
Boy:Its ok i know kabhi kabhi
gas!
Girl:Again pooon paaan phtaas
prunnn.
Boy:Uth Kuty diay putry Karon
moliyan waly pranthy kha k i
a?
Boy to girl: I LOVE U
ladki ladke ko thappd marke boli:
kya bola tune..
Boy : beti ab to tu pitegi jab tune
suna hi ni to
thappd kaise mara.
Girl To Boy (in Party): Excuse Me!
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Boy: Yes ?
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Girl: Mere ek Hath Mein Plate Hai or ek Hath Mein Glass,
I Can’t Use Them..
Kya Aap Mere Face Par Se ek Cheez Hata Sakte Hain?
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Boy (Very Happy): Ge Boliye Kya Hataana Hai ?
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Girl: Apni Kutte Jaisi Nazarein …:)
Girl: jannu is week roz movie dhekhenge.
next week roz shopping karenge
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boy:uske next week station jayenge
Girl: wo kyu…..??
Boy: bheek mangne… :p =D 😀 =))
Super Bezti=D
Larki:
mera bag 2500,sandal 2200 aur suit 3000 ka hai.
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Larka:
bss karo, pahlay apnay sir par dupatta sahi kar lo
5 rupay wali poni nazar aa rahi hai.:'(
Girl : Kya Tumhe Pata Hai, Ki Aaj Kya Hai??
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Boy : Nahi, Kya Hai ??
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Girl : Aaj Rose Day Hai..!!
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Boy : Accha !! Chal Fir Aaj Se ‘Roz De’ Mujhe..!! 😉 x) 😛 😀 \m/
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Jisko Samajh Aaya, Wo Like Karein..
Baaki Pogo Dekhe Jaakar..!! 😛 😀
Boy girl se
”I Love You”
girl:
”Sorry
Main kisi or se piyar kerti hoon.”
boy udas hogaya, phir achanak bhaagne laga 0r bola:
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”TERE ABBU KO BATAONGA,,
NahiN Chhorron ga:(
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LARKI BOLI
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(‘;’)/’
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rUk rUk kute ke baChy
I Love U 2.
Kamina Jaldi Seri0us h0 gYa
mazak kR rhI thI mE
Ek ladka ladki k samne gaanagaa
raha tha
Ladka – Agar mai kahu mujhe
tumse mohabbat hai
Meri to bas yahi chahat hai tokya
kahogi tum?
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Ladki – Mai tumse kahugi, Agar tum
yahi baat mujhe ghuma phirake
kehte , kahi khana khila ke kehte,
mujhe mobile dila ke kehte, us me
balance dalwa ke kehte to acha hota………
Girl: What kind of gift you will
present to me on valentines day?
Boy: Please tell me what do you want?
Girl: Please give me a ring.
Boy: Ring means whether from my
land line or from my mobile?
Girl:Main Tumhre liye Aag pe
chal skti hun,
Smandr me kood skti hun,
Boy:so sweet kya Tum mujy Abi
mile aa skti ho?
Girl:Pagal ho
kya!
itni dhoop me….