Category: Boy VS Girl SMS

Log Kahtay Hain K 1 Larki K parhnay sy
sara Ghar Taleem Yafta ho jata Hy.
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Lekin Us larki K Collage jany sy 40
Larky Fail ho jaty hain Uska Kya?

CUTE INSULT :
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Girl : I Want To Say Something
To U..!!
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Boy : What.?!
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Girl : Its 3 Words & 8
Letters..!!
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Boy : I Knw. Its I Love You..
But I Dont..!!
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Girl : No.
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Boy : Then What..?
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Girl : Go To Hell !! 😛

Girl:
How much do U love me?

Boy:
My Heart is mobile & U r
it’s SIM

Girl:
God i’m luck

Boy:
Thank God she doesn’t
know dat mobile is Dual
SIM:)

Larka perfume ki shop wale se:
1 perfume dedo
mein apni GirlFreind k ghar dinner pe ja raha hon
Phir bola 2 Or dedo,
uski Sister bhe bohat khobsorat hai
usay bhe line daina hy
&
… Uski mom abhi tk young
hy…usko bhe chakar main rakhna hai,
bohat paisa hai uskay pas.
Dinner pe jese he GirlFreind ka Baap aaya
Larka sar jhuka k beth gya
GirlFreind:
Mujhe nahi pata tha tum itne sharmely ho
Larka:
Mujhe b kab pta tha k tumhare Baap ki
Perfume ki Shop he :p

Ek larke ne larki k0 pr0p0se kia!!!
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Larki ne larke k0 khub mara!
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Utha utha k mara…!
Chapal se mara…!
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Patharo se pita…!
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Ghasit ghasit k mara…! .
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Larka utha aur kapre jharty huy bola…… !!!
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T0 phir me INKAAR samjh0n!!! :D:

Really Girls are very Smart… =P
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Girl: Apple ka Rate kya hai?
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Applewala: 100 Rs ke 10,
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Girl: kuch kam karo na plz..
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Applwala: Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo
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Girl: Thanku,
dedo…
ye huyi na Baat… :p =D

Ladkiya Apne BoyFrnd Ka Naam Save Krti h,
Kuch Aise….

1. My Love
2. Sweetu
3. Darling
4. Sweet Heart
5. Honey Baby
6. Jaanu
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Or Ladke Apni GirlFrnd Ka Naam Kuch Aise
Save Krte hain…

1. bholu Halwai
2. Gopi plumber
3. Bhundu Foji
4. Sarpanch ji
5. Holdar
6. Bittu Langda
7. Pappu Mistri
8. customer care….B-) 😀

Specially for GIRLS.. 😀

Petrol Badha Hum Chup The

Diesel Badha Fir Bhi Chup The

LPG Badha fir b Kuch Nhi Bole .

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But

ab Golgappe 5 ke sirf 3!!!!

Ab chup Nhi Rahenge

INQALAB ZINDABAD!!!!!

Girl: kya karte hein aap??

Boy: I was doing Job with
‘Jang Group of News Network’ as a Brand AmbesadoR..

But now i hav left dat Job,

Girl: ow Waow ! BUt Why yu hav left da Job??

Boy: ab kon itni subh subh Uth kr,
Ghar ghar ja kar Akhbar Phenkay.. 🙂 :p 🙂

Boy : Suit bara acha pehna hai

Girl:Thanx

Boy:lipstik bahut achi lagai hai
G:Thanx
B:make up bhi bahut acha kia h
G:Thanx “bhaiya”
B:Phir bhi achi nahi lag rahi ho…..:P

Funny but true 🙂

Boy makes mistake
girl shouts at him
boy says ”sorry” .
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Girl makes mistake
boy shouts at her
Girl starts crying boy says ”sorry” :/ 😀

Is se ziyada talent or kaha milega
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faraz
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Pakistan me larke bike chalate howe b msg type kr late hain

(‘,’)/
<)) Oh bhai _//samne dEkh Le nhi to msg k 7 khud b sent hojaiga

Boy: Call me sweetu.
Girl: Sweetu.

Boy: Call me sweetheart.
Girl: Sweetheart.

Boy: Call me honey.
Girl : Honey.

Boy: Abay Jaahil Call kar na.
Girl: Oh ok ok