Category: Boy VS Girl SMS

Jis LARKI Se apne hi sar
ka Dupatta na Sambhla ja Ske….

“D_G”
Wo Kya KHAAK Sambhaly gi tery
ghar ki aabroo?….
(Send 2 ALL Boys who like
Fashionable Girls)

Ek larki pic upload kar k p0uchti hi guys
kaisi lag rahi o ?
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Boy: tere baap nay 15-20 hazar ka mbl lai
k diya tau ghar m ek Rs.500 ka sheesha b
lga k diya o ga khudi daikh lai bh0otni
kahien ki

New Teacher:
Students,Tell Your Names And Hobbies…

Boys:
I m Kashif
My Hobby is Watching Moon.
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I m Aamir
My Hobby is Watching Moon.
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I m Babar
My Hobby is Watching Moon.
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Teacher. Oh all Boys Have Same hobbies,
Thats Good.
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Now Girls Please:

Girl:
Hi, My Name is moon…
And
My hobby is to open 5 fingers
&
saying lakh lanat to each of them….:p 😀

After an arguement…
Girl: 🙁
Boy: Hug 🙂
Girl: Your fault…
Boy: No yours..
Girl: 🙁 🙁 🙁
Boy: :/ ok sorry baby..
Girl: its ok… 🙁
Boy: Don’t be sad..
mmmwwwwaaaahhhh -…. :
Girl: Ok 🙁
Boy: Smile Naa and don’t fight again… :
Girl: Ok :)…
Boy: 🙂 :*
10 minutes later…
Girl: I hate you :@
Boy: I hate you more :X :v
2 seconds later…
Girl: I Love U :*
Boy: Love you forever… 🙂 ♥
Girl: I will fight with you till my last breath… :P:
Conclusion- You argue with the one and hurt
the person whom you love a lot..
It never stops…
And that’s the beauty of it…

Un Larkion K liy jo kehti hen k mery
Pechy bahot sy Larky pary huay hen,
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“Us Cheez K Kharidaaz ziyada hoty hen
jis Ki Qeemat kam hoti ha…..
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“Matlb Wo Larki khud hee ghalt
OR
kam izzat wali hoti hy Jo aise
Kehti hy…

Aik Din Larki ne larkey se
swaal kia:
Tum mera Saath kb tk chaahtey ho?
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Larka Ro Dia aur Apney aansu ka 1
qtra Smndar me gira dia,
Aur kaha jb tk tum is aansu k qtrey
ko dhoond na lo.
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Is pr smndar b ro dia Aru bola:
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Aey Pakistaniyo….
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Tum itni
“Funkaariyaan”
Kahan se seekh kr aatey ho…

Dunia sirf
larkion k liye hy
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Larki zor se hanse to Khubsoorati
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Larka zor se hanse to Dungar
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Agr larki meetha bole to payari lagy
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Larka meetha bole to faradia
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Larki shoping kare to riwaj
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Larka shoping kare to haram de pesey jo hoey
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Larki khamosh rahe to ghamgeen
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Larka khamosh rahe to tenu ki mout pe gai a
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Larkian mil k chalein to Group
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Larke mill k chalein to “O wekho Baghertan da tola”:p

Boy:
Dekho Main Tmhari zulfon k liye kya laya h0n

Girl khush ho k:
Janu Kya

boy:
USTRA.

Tind krwa khotiye, menu vi juwaan pa ditiyan ni.

(‘-‘)
<[ ]/ _/ \_ lo bai inni besti...

Boy:I love U I can live without U,
Mar jaunga,Mit jaunga,Tumhre Payar
me fana ho jaun ga….. 🙁
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Girl:Hmmm,Dakh le jesa tujhe Munasib lagy… 😉

Girl:
Ik Baat Puchon

BOY:
Han Puchon

Girl:
Hum Larkiyan Ne hotin to Tum
Larkey kahan jaty 🙂

BOY:
Allah Di Qasmay Direct Jannt
Wich :v

=D 🙂

Girl:
😮 😛

Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th std-
Boy- Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night??
Gal- Yes!
Boy- Can I replace it for d rest of ur life?? 😉

True Lines… 🙂 😮
Har ladka pyar mazakh me shuru
karta hai Aur Ladki seriously..
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Par
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Baad mai ladka serious ho jata hai
Aur Ladki pyar ka mazak bana deti
hai… :p :O :

1 Ladki ki death ke Baad Uski friend uske
boyfriend ke pass gayi or boli, “Kya main
uski
jagah le skti hu……??”
Superb Answer
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BoyFrnd- “Muje koi Aitraz Nahi
QABRISTAN
Walo se puch lo;-pPpPp