GirlFriend:- Tumhe Meri Yaad Aati Hai
To Kya Karte Ho ??
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BoyFriend: – Main Tumhari Pasand Ki
Chocolate Kha Letaa Hu..
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Aur Tum Kya Karti Ho ???
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GF – Main Bhi Ek Gold Flake Pee Leti Hu…
Bf- Ajj maine new blackberry lia
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Gf-wow realy??
Dad bhi ajj yellow mango laye bada mza
aya khane me 😉
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Moral:
Aur phasaao government school ki ladkiya 😉 😛 😀
Larky Ny Larki Sy Pocha: Larkiyan
Rukhsati K Waqat Roti Keyu Hain?
Larki: Wo Sochti Hain K Itny Saalon
Baad Dhula Mila. Wo Bhi “YAY” 😀
Larki Ko Pr0p0se Krny Ka Islami TareeQa..
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Mai Ap k sath Hajj Pe Jana Chahta Hn Ap
Ka Mehram Bn Kr.. 😀
Lerka Lerki Sy: Kiya Kr Rahe Ho?
Lerki: Abhi Wazu Kiya Hai
Namaz Parhny Jarahe Hon Or Tum
Kiya Kr Rahe Ho?
Lerka: Main Market Mein Tumhare
Pichy Pichy Tasbeeh Parh Raha Hon.
Girl:- jaanu tmhare bina zee nhi
lgta..
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Boy:- zee nhi lagta to sony colors ya
star plus
laga lo..
Wo bhi acche channel hain
Pagal….
Boy:” hey, i love u,
meri gf banogi.. ??
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Grl:” hmmmm! Apna number de do,
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jab current bf se break-up hoga
to miss call kar dungi…
Ladki
(sherma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai..?
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Ladka:
pyar ka rishta 2 insano me wohi, hota
hai,
jo cement or rait k darmiyaan pani ka
hota hai..
farz karo
Ladka = cement
Ladki = rait
Love = pani
ab agar cement or rait ko aapas me
mila
diya
jaye to
wo strong,
nahi honge,
lekin agar in me pani mix
kar diya jaye,
to koi in ko Judaa nahi kar sakta
Ladki(hans k): Kamine tu shakal se
hiMazdoor
lagta hai…
GiRL : WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT?
Boy : ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki CAR
DEKH rahi ho?
GiRL KHUSHi se : WOW.
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Boy : SAME COLOUR ki NAiL-POLiSH
tere Liye Laya hoon.
Boy: ladki ko impress karne ke chakkar
me bike se gir gaye 😛
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Girl: aapko kahin chot tohh nahi lagi
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Boy: Hatt pagli, hum tohh aise hi
utarte hai 😛
Boy : Kahan Jaa Rahi Ho ..??
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Girl : suicide karne …!!
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Boy : Toh itna make-up
kyun ..??
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Girl : . . . Saale kaminey Kal Subah Paper
Mein Photo Nahi AaeGi kya..!?
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Hadh Hai yar,
Girlfriend : Mujhe Maaf Kar Do…
Maine Tumse Chhupaya, Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai…
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Boyfiernd : Are… .Koi Baat Nahi, .
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Chalo Aao,
Aaj Main Tumhe Apne biwi-Bachchon Se Milwata Hu…
Larki wellmanerd honi chaye
Stylish toh meri jooti bhi hai ..!!
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