Category: Boy VS Girl SMS

Girl:
”Mom & Dad ne kaha hai k agar
exams mai
fail hui to shadi kar denge..
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Boy:
”Tumne kitni tayari ki..??
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GIRL:
”Bus Reception k dress lena baki
reh gya hai…

Challenge for all the girls…!!
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MujHe pata k dIkHao 😛 😛

Story Of All Boys:-
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Jitni Baar Bhi Kisi Larki Se Baat
Karte Hai…
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Utni Baar Hi Pyaar Ho Jaata Hai..
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Wo Bhi..
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“Sachcha Wala”

Ek BAAAT HAMESHA Yaad Rakhna..
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JiS LARKi K PAAAS Net Hai..
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W0 Kahin Na KAHiN Set Hai ..
(‘,’)/
>)) CH0TYYYYYYYY.. L0GiC

Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki
se: “aap
dance karogi..
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Ladki sharma k boli: “yes.”
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Ladka pyar se bola:
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To phir aapki “kursi” main lejaon
sister..??

Moral: Har ladka kamina nai hota.

?’Girl:
Aj se me tumhari hr bat manu gi
Boy:
Hr bat mano gi
Girl:
Yes hr bat
Boy:
Ek br phr soch lo
Girl:
Soch lia ha Hr bat manugi
Boy: Phr aaj k bad daily 5 waqt ki
Namaz parhna;
Girl: kiaaa
MORAL: Hr Larka 1 jesa ni hota
Kuch Mere Jaisy b Hoty Hain
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<)( _// Ammi meri tasbi kahan hai.,

Ek ladka, ladki dekhne gaya. . .
Ladki pasand aane par ladke ne
ladki se kaha “tum toh mujhe
pasand ho.
par kya tumhare bap ki hesiyat
hai
mujhe car dene ki?
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Iss par ladki ne solid jawab
diya-
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Ladki : -“mere baap ki hesiyat
toh aeroplane
dene ki hai…
Par kya tere baap ki hesiyat
hai Airport banane ki?
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Girl: Kal Main Tumhare Liye Rakhi Layi Thi.
Tumne Bandhwai kyun nahi?

Clasic Ans:

Boy:Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya
tu pehen legi?
baaaaat karti hai.

Girl: apne boy friend se

Kya main kbhi tumhare khuwab mein ae hoon?

Boyfriend: kbhi nhi

Girl : kyun?

Boy: Kyun k main Ayatul Kursi
parh k sota hoon: heheeh

Full form of Girl …..!
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G :Gappo mai sab se
agey….!
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I : Innocent sirf
shakal se….!
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R : Rone ki automatic
machine….!
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L : Ladai me sab ki
maa….!.
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What A Cute Answer…

Girlfriend: U Think I’m Fat Now.???
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Boyfriend: No Baby!!!
U Have Become My Taddy Bear
From A Barbie Doll.!!

Ex Gf=Tum ab bhi muje
pyar karte ho??????
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Bf=Pyar ka to pata nahi..
Par mere Dost Aaj b mujhe
manane k liye
Teri Kasam dete hai…. (^_^)

Dear girls,
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If someone is flirting with you
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Please Co-operate Yehi to din
hain.
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Phir to shaadi ho jaegi aik
hi ka muh dekhna parega..