Category: Boy VS Girl SMS

In An Interview,
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A Boy Was Rejected
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A Girl Was Selected
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For The Same Reason –
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“Dono ki Shirt ka Pehla Button
Khula Hua Tha”.

Ek Larki Ne apny boyfrnd se pucha…
Ham Her Cheez ka Naap Karty hen,
wazan,lambaii,taaqat,speed faasla,
mgar
hum ne kabhi Mohabbat,etimaad,Dosti
OR
akhlaaq ka naap nahi Kiya…
Aakhir Q

Larky Ne Socha Or larki Ka haath apny
haathon men le kr uski aankhon men dakhty
hue kaha…..

Bakwaas km kiya kro.
men Dete Pe aya hum,
physics ka viva deny
nahin…. 3:)

Dedicated To Girls…
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“Hamesha Maa Baap Ladkiyun Ko Yeh Hi
Samjhate
Hain K
Beta Yeh Tmhara Ghar Nhi,
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Tmhara Asli Ghar Tmhara
Sasuraal Hai,
Tm Tu
Yahan
Mehman Ho
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0rrrr
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Mehmano Se Koi Etna Kaam Karwata
Hai Bhala Batao

Ladka apne dost se: tune us
ladki ko
propose kyu kiya uska to b.f.
Hai……??????
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Zakkhas reply:.
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Khali Kursi Pe to koi Bhi
Beth sakta Hai,
Dum hai to kisi ko Utha ke
Betho.

Kitna lucky hoga wo boyfriend.
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Jiski Girlfriend.
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Usse kahegi:
”jaanu tum phone rakho, mai call karti
hu.. 😛

Ladki:
Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa
Sakti.
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Ladka:
Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi
Or Ko De Deta Hun . . .
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Ladki:
Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi
Aa Sakti,
aaj aa sakti hu Abi Kaha Ho Tum?
me aa rhi Hun…………!!

Technological Mistake;
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Late night, boy drops thegirl
at her home, on
the gate, he puts his hand on
the wall n says;
“can I kiss u ..
Girl; nhi aj nhi.
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Boy; plz?
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Girl; no ..
Boy; day do na jan?
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Girl; no yar abhi nahi.
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. This continues for 10 mints,
Then Girl’s little brother
appears on door, says;
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. “papa keh rahe he, tum ise
kiss do ya na do tmhari marzi.
par is begairat se kaho
INTERCOM k button se
hath utha le. Iski bakwas pura
ghar sun raha hai…

DEAR BOYS
Larkion ke Chakkar Me Mat Parna
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Dosto
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Kyun ki
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Ye Aati Hain HEER Ki Tarha
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Lagti Hain KHEER Ki Tarha
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Chubhti Hain TEER Ki Tarha
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Or End Me Halat Kar Deti Hain
FAKEER Ki Tarha.. 😛

Meri Girlfriend Boli:
Mujhe Bhul Jao Meri Engagement Ho Gayi Hai
London Main Rehta Hai Ladka…

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Me: Chal Jo Hona Tha Ho Gaya…

Ek IPhone Bhej Dena Wahan Se…

Suna Hai Wahan Sasta Milta Hai…

Koi larki hai ..:o
cute c … sweet c…
lambi c… achay dill wali ho…<3 <3 face jaisa marzi ho... . . Bartan wash karwanay thy :P :P :P

Boy:
“Dekh mai nhi chahta ki mera ladka
bada hokar teri ladki ko chede,
mujhe bura lgega..
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Girl:” To.. ??
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Boy:” Tu ha bol dono ko bhai-behan bna denge…

Arz kiya hai….
Zara gaur Farmaiyega B|

Fruit Kharab nahi hota… 😮

Use Makkhiya kharab karti hain… :/
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Fruit kharab nahi hota… -_-

Use makkhiyan kharab karti hain…. -_-
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Bacche kharab nahi hote…. 😉

Unhe Bacchiyan Kharab karti hain… 😛 =D

2 ladkiyan best friends thi…
Ittefaq se dono ki mout ho gai
Marny k bad dono ki rooh mili
Or
Ek dusry se marney ki Wajah puchi
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Pehli Boli:
Main apne pati pr boht
ziada shak krti thi k
kahin Wo dusri Larkiyun se to nhi milta
Yehi soch kr 1 din mane office
se jaldi ghar aakr dekha k pati akela hi betha
hai
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ye dekh kr ma khushi se mar gai
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Dusri Boli:
kash us waqt tum
ne “freezer” khol k dekh liya hota to na
tum khushi se marti or na main sardi se.