Category: Double Meaning SMS

H: Mai nahi kar paongaw: Tum kar saakte hoeH: Bohot Chota haiW: tum taakat lagakar daloH: Nahi Ja raha HaiW: Choro hum dosri aangoothi leete hai

Teacher: Dunya mein kitnay Bar-e-Azam hein?
Pathan Student: ji 3 hein.
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
aur
3. Mera chacha
Haji Azam:-)

A Dirty Joke:
This is a Dirty Joke,
If You don’t like reading it, please avoid.
Do You really wanna read this?
Are You sure?
Ok
A White dog Fell Into Mud and got DIRTY.:-)

Aaj Raat Kamran Khan K Sath
Geo TV K Woh Konse 2 Programs Hain.
Jinka Naam Letey Huye Huay Khawatin Ghabrati Hain?
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1. Hum Sab Umeed Se Hain.
2. Aaj Raat Kamran Khan K Sath.:-)

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga…

Shut Up”””
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up……

BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch…… haaan

BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?

GIRL:haan thora thora.

Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi

Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota

sub k samne lo

Ya tanhai me lo

sharmao mut bus ab le lo

kiya bhala

MERA NAAM

oh no Dr. please jaldi karo

oh no blood?

oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai

jaldi nikaalo na

Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia….. khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de

KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!

Do you know the ANSWER?

what?

huh.. dont think dirty..

Its a..

“CIGARETTE!”

college wali:
masale dar

office wali:
narum narum

muhale wali:
garma garam

aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon

Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!

fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..