Category: Double Meaning SMS

mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka

Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah
..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh ….den lets try d other shoe madam

Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo

agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

Aap ko “CHODA”..Aap ko pir “CHODA”Aap ko bar bar
“CHODA”Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye”CHODA AUGUST”
mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna

Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga*

5 inch ki jaga ab 7 inch ka.
Pehle se mota or Xtra lamba.
Jo ap ko day pehle se ziada maza.
sakun or aram ki zamanat.
Master ka .
Molti foam.

Punjabi salesman bargaining wid lady
baji dopaty vichon sanu kuj ni labda, kameez vichon fair ve do lab jande ne, shalwar vich tay sanu paliyon pana painda aey.

Kisi Ladki Ko Chero….Uska Hath Pakad lo…..
Agar Wo Apko Thapar Mar De..
To Kaho…
Tum Pehle Imtihan Me Pass Ho Gayi…
…Mujhe Aise He Sharif Ladki Chahiye Thi….=P
Gr8 Ppl Gr8 Thought

Plz call me,its urgent.Ek accident ho gaya hai……Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,Plz mana mat karna..Warna..GADHA mar jayega

Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?Aik Larka Hota Hai……Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai…..GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car.He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine,but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!
:->

Pehle us ne shalwar utariphir us ne kameez utariphir us ne dupata bi utar dia

phir

phir

phir kia?????

kaparon wali taar khali ho gai!!!!!