Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6? long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
Come here,
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours…..
toilet!
Wife: Bus Karo Rat K 12 Baje Se Kar Rahe Ho Or Subah Ke 8 Ho Chuke Hai. Thake Nahi?
Husband: Abhi To Kuch Nahi Kiya Ab To Din Rat Karuga Q K Mere 1000 Msg Free Hain.:)
She Is Hot!
She Is Sweet!
She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss
Whole World Mad 4 Her!
Who!
Who Is She?
Do U Know?
“Tea”
Chai Piyo,
Mast Geo..!!
Jisam pr sab jaga.
2no Ankhon pe
2no Galon pe
2bar Honton pe
1bar Gardan pe
2bar gardan se zara neche
sardiyon me
Sooney se pehle
cold cream….zror lgao.
Hm apko satate rahenge.
Marte dum tk msg krte rahenge.
Or jis din msg nai aya to samjh lena….
Agle din msg aa jaye gey”
Kuch to achha socha Kro.;->
Mirchain mou k elawa aur kahan LAGTI hain?
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Khait mein Pagal,
Wase tu jo samj raha tha na wo b thik hai
Pehlay Baahon me Lena
Phr Seene Se Lagana
Phr Methi Methi Baty Krna
Phr Khoob Kiss Krna
Phr Bister Pr Litana
Kita Mushkil hay
Bacchon ko Sulana
A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its
wid tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some
exercise
Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…!
Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI†Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPIâ€
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI†Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere “DOggy†ne 10 “PuPPI†ko janam de hai!