Category: Double Meaning SMS

Woh Choom Len ek Baar to Aati Nahi Neend,
Unki Awaz Suntay Suntay Raat Jati hai Beet,
Is Liye Kehtay Hain Ye Risk Na Uthao,
MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO.

Ek din ap ke zindgi mein ese
Larki aye ge jo app ko
Pyar se chahe ge
Pyar se dekhi ge
Ap ko bohat pyar de ge
Ap se pyar mange gi
Ur
App ko kiss kr k khe ge
“I LOVE U PAPA”

Let’s boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots.
We all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. After all,
you are the most well known idiot alive.

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.

THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.

SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

College Girls: Jab hum apas me gandi-gandi bate karte hai
to ladko k kaan khade ho jate hai na?

Boys: Achha tum log usko kaan kehte ho?

By expecting a Negative Answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”
To satisfy his girl,
The boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”

sHE wENT INTO tHE sWIMMING pOOL.
sHE wAS cOMPLETELY nUDE aND wET.
SUDDENLY, A MAN CAME…
HE CARRIED HER OUT OF POOL.
THEN HE TOUCHED HER BACK SOFTLY…
AND SAID…
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“ABAY YAR, YE BILLI PHIR PANI MAIN BHEEG GAI. ISAY DHOOP ME LE JATA HON!”

German:A cigrate when finished drop it
French:A BOTTLE of WINE when empty break it
Pthan: AUDIO CASETTE when side A is finished use side B.

In a party a lady wanted
to go to Toilet so
She inquired with a Sardar and asked him,

SardarJi SuSu karne ki jagah dikhao,
Sardarji replied you naughty Girl!
Pehle tum Dikhao.

Miss:Jis bache ny sabq thora yad kia wo mre hath pe kisS kry
jsne pora yad kia wo mre gal pe
1 bcha:Mis to phr chale
MISS:kahan?
BACHA:mjhe puri kitab yad he.

Can U Imagine What Will an One year Old boy
And Girl would do when they are locked up in a room.
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Guess
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Still Thinking
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What else an one year children can do,
They would simply start crying .
I Know what all yr dirty mind is mind is thinking.

Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, “How’s the situation?”
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”