Category: Double Meaning SMS

Aj Phir Dil Ny
Ek Tamana Ki,,,

Aj Phir Dil Ko
Hum Ny Samjaya,,,

Jb Bhi Tujh Ko Koi
Zakham Laga
Main Libas apna utar
dia
Or Tere Jism Sy Lipat
Gaya
Yehi Mera Kam Hy
SANI-PLAST Mera Naam
Hy:
Teri Soch Ko Salam Hy

Jb Bhi Tujh Ko Koi
Zakham Laga

Main Libas apna utar
dia

Or Tere Jism Sy Lipat
Gaya

Yehi Mera Kam Hy

SANI-PLAST Mera Naam
Hy:
Teri Soch Ko Salam Hy

25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1 SacchA WaqiyA

7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr,

Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti…
School Bhej DiA…

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?

Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!

Dirty people always tink dirty.

Wo maangti mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..
Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..
Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college regularly….

“SUFI BANASPATI “
Jo Naam Hai Aitmaad Ka.
Beti ko Cooking ka Shoq hua,
Mama le Aai “SUFI”
Sufi pe Aitmaad jo Tha,
Subah Uthi to na Beti thi na SUFI
After 3 Years
Wapas Aai to sath
HABIB
Or
SULTAN Bhi Thy!
“Hai na SUFI ka Kamal”.

Jis larki ko lift de
Wo nakab me b bohat pyari
Lag rahi thi
Us ke nasheli aankhein
Goora badan, Daraz Qad, Lambe ghaney baal
Jab wo boli to pata chla k
HIJRA/KHUSRA hy.

Legs utha ke karo.Tange feala ke karo.Ghuma ghuma ke karo.Aage peechey dono taraf karo.Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.*Ramdev ji ka yoga.

KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle&FIRE at the bottom!

Do you know the ANSWAR?

WHAT?

ho…don’t think dirty…

its A ”CIGRETTE”

Woh Choom Len ek Baar to Aati Nahi Neend,
Unki Awaz Suntay Suntay Raat Jati hai Beet,
Is Liye Kehtay Hain Ye Risk Na Uthao,
MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO.

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,
Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,
Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!