Category: Double Meaning SMS

Chupke-se pdna, ye ek ganda sms h
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ok
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1ladka,1ladki se milne jata h pr
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wo gobar me gir jata hai,
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chhee – chhee,
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kitna Ganda SMS Hai..

Shaadi Me Potographer Banne Ka
Aur Hi Maza hai..!

Larkiya:

-Meri Lo Na.

-Meri Akele Ki Lo.

-Ye Meri Frnd H Hum
Dono Ki Saath Me Lo.

-Khare Khare Lena.

-Meri Aage Se Bhi
Lo Aur Side Se Bhi
Lo.

-Tum Ne TOh Meri Li
Hi Nahi.

-Tum Toh Bus Usi Ki
Le Rahe Ho.

-Pehle Meri Lo phir
Uski Lena.

-Meri ap ny aik dum
Q ly li..

Pehlay muje seedhi
honay do pher lena.

NOTE.Ap se Guzarish
ha k sirf photo pr
Twaja Dain…

1 Boy or 1 Girl hotel k room me
bethy thy.

Girl:tum larke ho or me larke ho
or me larki.
Boy:to?
Girl:tum b akele ho or me b.
Boy:to phir?
Girl:me b haseen hun or tum b
jawan.
Boy:to
Girl:tumhara khoon b garm hy
or mera b.
Boy:O ho aage bolo
Girl:Tumhari b kuch khuwahish
hy or mery bhe.
Boy:to phir.
Girl:tm bhe baligh ho or me bi.

Boy:To

Girl:To utho or MUSLIM LEAG NOON
me Shaml ho k pakitan bachain,

Moral:mere msg ganday nahi hote 😉

‘Girl: Wat do u like in me?

Boy: Those two white big
balls having black dots on it.

Girl: Whatttt?

Boy:Yes i Like ur eyes.’

‘Girl: Aaj “Rose Day” Hai Na?
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Boy: Chalo Aaj Say Tum Mujhey
Rose Dena

Jo Samjha Wo Forward Kary Or
Baqi Bachy POGO Dekhain’

‘”Koi tou mile ‘Jaani’ jo de mera SAATH

“Werna Roz ki tarha Mein or Mera HAATH! 😀

“Ye tou pogo wale b samajh jaenge! :p’

‘February ko Valentine’s Day
hota Hai!

Aur 14 November ko Children Day.

Dono Dates mein 9 Mahinon ka
Faraq Hai..

Is liye Jin ko Samajh aa Gai he
Wo Forward karein Aur Baki
Cartoon dekhein.:-)’

‘Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna
paisa barbad kar dete hain,,

Jab k zindgi ke sab se haseen lamhe
bina kapro ke guzarty hain,,
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Yahan per main Bachpan ki baat kar
raha hoon janab.’

Usay pehli bar BuS me dekha tha
Wo mere samny wali seat par bethi thi
Wo bar bar muje sr sey pao tak dekh rhi thi
Us ne muje ishara kya
Ma moqa pa k us k pas gya
Ahista sy pucha
G Farmaey
Usne sharmate hue kaha
“Bhai ap ny shlwar ulti pehni hui he”
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Wapda walyo tuhada kakh na raway………

Girl:
Bas b karo.

Boy:
kuch nahi hota.

Girl:
kisi ne dekh liya
to.

Boy:
Kuch nahi hoga bas
tm helo mt,sedhi
raho

or khol k rakho.

Girl:
Bas bht ho gia ab
me or nahin karvaon
gi.

Boy:
plz
thora sa aur kar lene
do.

Girl:
Acha jldi se kr lo

BOy:
Thanks,
agar aaj tum muje paper
na karwati to main fail
ho jata.

(‘,’)Na kaka na!

Ap”PAGAL” ho

mere pas proof hai
k ap P.A.G.A.L ho
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P=pyare ho
A=ache ho
G=Great ho
A=anmol ho
L=lovley ho

Ho To Pagal Na.

College Wali . . .
Lush Hoti Hai

Office Wali . . .
Zada Sweet Hoti Hai

Ghar Wali . . .
Bas theek Hoti Hai

Hotel Wali . . .
Mast Hoti Hai,

Five Star Wali . . .
Zara mehangi Hoti Hai,
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Pr Chai Tu Akhir Chai Hi Hoti Hai.

Bhai saal badal chuka hai to apni
soch bi badal lo.

Iraday Bhandhta Hon
Sochta Hon Tour Deta
Hon…
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Kahein Aysa Na Ho Jaye
Kahein Wysa Na Ho Jaye.