Category: Double Meaning SMS

‘HONT jab *HONT* say milay to kya hota hai ?

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toba.toba.toba
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Toba.toba.toba.

Kya kya soch rahe ho.

“PAGAL”
Moo bund hota hai :-)’

‘”Larki jab saare kapre utar leti hy
to kia hota hy?
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Tu rasi khali ho jati ha,
takey new kprey sukhany k ly jaga ban jaye…
Tm kia samjy,’

‘Rat k time ak larki so rhi thi
achanak ak larka us k pas aya.
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.uski chadar hatai or uska hath pakar k bola.
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Aapi potty karva do dar lag rha he.’

‘Beta: Papa 1 Paheli Ka Jwab do;
Masl Masl K Khhra Kiya aur Thook Laga K daal Diya ?
Papa: Chup Battamiz
Beta: SUI DHAGA,
Aap Ko to bus galat sochny ki pari h’

‘GF: Plz mujhy 500 rupey de do me
agley hafty dy dun gi…
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BF: tum 1000 lelo magar abhi de do :p’

‘Raat kay 1 bajy band kmray me
ak bed pay ik he chadar me 2
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Bhai s00 rahe thay.

Ap kia samjay k kn so re thay..’

‘–( )v( )–

Ye Ly
Ab khud Mat Pahen Lena,
Teri Girl frnd ka hy
Rat Mere Pas Bhol Gae thi.

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Chashma Hy
Bewquf…!
Dost per Shak.
“aik bar phr teri soch ko 21 topon ki salami”‘

‘February ko Valentine’s Day hota Hai!

Aur 14 November ko Children Day.

Dono Dates mein 9 Mahinon ka Faraq Hai..

Is liye Jin ko Samajh aa Gai he Wo Forward karein
Aur Baki Cartoon dekhein.:-)’

‘Kuch larkian ahista ahista deti hain

kuch larkian jaldi de deti hain

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kuch larkiyon ko baith kar denay mein maza aata hay

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kuch to aisi hain k unhen khara ho kar
denay mein maza aata hay.
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her kisi ka JHAROO denay ka andaz mukhtalif
hota hay …
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Ik vari fer teri soch ko 80 topo ki salami’

‘School mein 1 FAIL Student K Papa
Class Teacher se:

Madam! Thora Aap Tight Rakho,
Thora Main Zor Lagata hun,
Umed hy is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega.’

‘Wife: Aj Raat Nahi Dalwaongi
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Kal B Ap Daal K So Gay thay

Bohat Jalan Hui thi
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Mai Sari Raat Masalti rahi
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Pani bhi Nikalta Raha
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Lagta Hai Ye Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai.’

‘Jinke paas hai…
woh haath me leke hilate hai,

jinke paas nahi hai…

woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai

BOLO KYA?

Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH’

Wife:Bus kro rat k 11 bajey se
kr rhe ho or subh k 6 ho gaye hain.
Thakay nai?

Husband:Abi tu kuch nai kia Mai tu
din rat karon ga…

Q k meray

SMS free hain.
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