‘Daalon Ga To Aysa Daalon Ga K,
Kbhi Na Nikly Ga..
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Tere Dil Se Mera Khyal Jani..
Tm Ne Auron K B Pakry Hongy, Aaj Mera Bhi Pakar K Dekho
Apne Haath Mn..
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Mera Haath Jani..
Yaad Hy Kysa Choosaya Tha Kmry Mn..
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Aam Ka Achaar Jani..
Ab Jhuko To Daalon Tujh Mn..
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Phoolon Ka Haar Jani.. ;-)’
‘College wali tight hoti hai
Office wali Pheeki..
Gharwali me taste nahi aata..
Hotel wali Mast Hoti Hai…
Par Chaey tau Chaey hai!;-‘
‘1 larka Larki se puchta hai k:
Bachay kese hote hain/
Larki :
chup..!!!
Larka :
Batao Na plz:p
Larki :
Nahi pata ab mat pchna ..!!
Larka :
Aray bewaqoof itna bhi nahi pata . . .
Bachay Shararti hote ain.
Moral :-
Girls hamesha boys ko galat hi samjhti hain .’
‘Btao wo kya chez ha jo ha
to tmhari Lekin Hmesha dosre lete hain?
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“Oye Tera Nam Yar”‘
‘GIRL:What Do You Like In me ?
BOY:Those Two White Big Balls
Having Black Dots On It.
GIRL:Whatttttttttttttttttttt?
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BOY:Yes I Like Your EYES……’
‘Wo kya hai?
Jo kabhi kabhi sidha hojata hai
or
kabhi latak jata hai?
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“M O N K E Y”
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Aap ki soch ko Salaam ha…B-).’
‘Yad Karo Wo Din Jab Tum Ne Shalwar Utari
Or
Ultay Let Gaye Or Thora Sa Andar Janay pr tum ronay lagay
or
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. Doctor Ne Kaha Bus Beta injection Lag Gya.’
‘Sng-e-Marmr Se Trasha Gora Badan Ufff…..
Nasheela Sa Pighlta Shabab uska..,
Honto Se Lgao To Kashish Kaisi Hai,
Paa G Ye KULFI Cheez Hi Esi hai..!’
‘Yar Tumhen karne ka Maza Hi kuch
Or Hy.
(YAAD)
Mera Dekh kar Tum Khush Bahut Hote Ho .
(Message)
Sirf Ek Do Jaga Se Hi karwaya Karo .
(Easy Load)
Abhi Tum Ne Mera Dekha Hi kahan Hy .
(Pyar)
‘Woh soti rahi main karta raha
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Intizaar us ke jawab ka
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Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya
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Phool hath se gulab ka
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Us ne kaha peche se nahin aage se karo
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Deedar mere husn-e-shabaab ka
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Us ne kaha bara maza aata hai jab andar jata hai…
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Kaano me ek ek lafz mere janab ka.’
‘PEHLE KISS KRO,..
PIR PALANG PER LETA DO.
PIR CHADI UTAR DO.
PIR NICHE HATH LGAO……
AUR CHCK KRO K BABY NE SU SU TO NHE KIYA NA!’
‘Is Suhany Mosam me Tumhara Sath ho
Garm Bistar me Kambal urhy Tum pas ho
Mere Hont Tumhe Chony ko tarse
Kash aisa koi Ehsas ho
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I LOVE U
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“COFEEE :’
”Wo kiyA hAi??
JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro
to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??
U Dirty MiNd
AnswEr hAi
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BethA
huA
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BAkrA … :p’