Category: Double Meaning SMS

‘Ishaq ne pkra na tha abi wehshat ka rang

Reh gia jo dil me tha zoq.e.khwari haye haye’

‘Wife:Bas karog ji..
raat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho
aur subah k 8 baj chuke hain.
Thake nahi kya?Aur kitna karoge?
Husband:karne do na darling abhi to mere
200 msg aur free hain’

‘1 admi achank 2 cgrates peene laga

bv:aj kal 2 pee rahe ho
shohar:dost ki yad aa rahi he, 1 meri & 1 mere dost ki

kuch din baad wo admi 1 peene laga

bv:dost ko bhool gaye
shohar:are bewaqoof mein ne chorr di he.’

‘Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein…
Jaroo’

‘Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k “10/- me chachi ki chaat lo’

‘kotri
‘train me mawali bola:
“nashe me hoon, koi kotri utarna he”

khan sb:
“um utare gi, so jao”

mawali:
“hm mana kre, saman k sath bahar phekna”

khan sb:
“be pkar ho jao, bolo to pora dabe ko bahar peke gi”

hyderabad pe ankh khuli to mwali bola:
“kotri door he?”

koi bola:
“wo to piche reh gya”

mwali:
abhi itna door kese jaye ga, o khan kidhar he.

dekha to khan sb tea pi raha tha,
mwali ne 1 hath mara, chala gya, logon ne kaha:
“khan sb ap itne mote & kankri se admi ne ap ko hath mara,
galiyan deen, ap chup rhe?”

pathan:
“choro yar galiyan to wo deta hoye ga, jis ko kotri pe utara tha””

‘Aap ko “CHODA”..Aap ko pir “CHODA”
Aap ko bar bar“CHODA”Aap ko hamesha
hamesha k leye”CHODA AUGUST”
mubarik ho.’

‘Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho:
JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai:
ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo:
BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.’

‘Lo ajh v hoo gi sab di

upr

nachy

hr pasy di

Loadshadding

Happy
LoadShadding’

‘5 inch ka hai,
size normal hai,
mazboot hai,
ziyada mota bhi nahi,
2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain,
lena hai to bolo,
mera LG KG 195
full time masti non stop fun.
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‘Jab meri maut ho jaye,
to mera janaza uski gali ke saamne se
lejana aur jab le ke jao to mera nikal ke hiladena……..
Kya?
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abe haath.
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‘People of “Halani”

H=Humanity

A=Also Happy

L=Lover

A=Active

N=Nice Personality

I=Intelligent

Proud to “HALANIAN”‘

‘GIRL: BUS B KARO AB,
BOY: KUCH B NAHI HOTA
GIRL: KISI NY DEKH LIA TU
BOY: KUCH NAHI HOGA BUS SEEDHI RAHO OR OR THORA KHOL K RAKHO,
GIRL: BUS BUHAT HOGYA AB OR NAHI
BOY: PLZ THORA SA OR KARNE DO AGAR AAJ TUMNE
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PAPER
NA KARWAYA TU MEIN FAIL HO JAONGA,’