Category: English SMS

I have Head and Tail,
but no body. Who am I?
?
?
thinking….
don’t know
i’m
Coin
(‘,&apos

Boy and girl in restaurant:
Boy: I love you
Girl: I do not love you.
Boy: Think again?
Girl: No no and no
Boy: waiter, bring separate bills.
Girl: ok ok.I Love You Too.

May you begin this day
with a smile on your face,
and with happiness for
your soul to embrace.
Good Morning my love

The Birds Woke Them Next Morning,
Singing In The Trees,
Turned Into A Symphony,
By The Humming Of The Bess…*
=//Good Morning\\=

British: Why you all Asians
are in different colors?
Look we are all white.
Asian: Horses are in
different colors, and all
Donkeys are same!

After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach

Heart Touching Lines By
A True Lover 2 Hs Luv-
“In My Dream U R Mine.
But In My Lyf U R My Dream!!”

Arz kia hai
Pink lips are the girls beauty…
Wah..Wah..
Pink lips are the girls beauty..
And kissing them is boys duty.

Be the sky above you,
Blue soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.
“Get Well Soon”

Why you chose this particular time to get sick,
Seems to us an insensitive choice.
So don’t be so selfish; don’t be a sloth;
Come back so we all can rejoice!
We Miss You!

May U May Not Get Well That Soon,
So That U Are Able To Enjoy The
Company Of The Demsels And Get
Injected At Regular Intervals
With The Vial Of Life!
So Would U Call Me Your Enemy Or
Ur Well Wisher?
Please Tell Me Even I Don’t Know.

4 A Nice Frnd Nice Night
4 A Sweet Frnd Sweet Night
4 A Loving Frnd Lovly Night
4 A Heartly Frnd Hertly Night
4 A Good Frnd “Good Night

Fact
Every Thing is Fear in Love and War
But
I suggest you WAR
and never Love
Because In WAR either you win or die
but in love Neither you live not you die