Category: English SMS

The Ultimate Truth Of Life Is That..
“SUCCESS ALWAYS KISSES U IN PRIVATE”
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But
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“FAILURE ALWAYS F_CKS YOU IN PUBLIC”..!!

New Age Rhyme:
Ba Ba bastard have u any kids?
Yes Sir Yes Sir
3 damn kids,
1 from my neighbour,
1 from my maid,
& 1 from d prostitute who
never got paid

Can a Woman make you a Millionaire?
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Yes ! ! ! ! !
If you are a Billionaire…. %)

Consequences of American life style:
The wife came into the house
screaming 2 her husband,
Darling, come Quick!
Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

Husband to Wife: You know! Our
son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I’ve
still got mine with me!

Why some people don’t wear helmet?
Helmet protects the “BRAIN”
They don’t need protection
Cause
They don’t have any brain
So b street smart
Always wear helmet.

Do u want 2 see this World after your Death?
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Plz Donate your Eyes.

To Hear what is Unspoken,
To See what is Unseen,
To Feel without ever Touching,
is a Disease called
SCHIZOPHRENIA
and People think its love,
How Stupid.

The average man’s life
consists of:
Twenty years of having his
mother ask him where he
is going,
Forty years of having his
wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners
wondering too.

Bush & Queen of England were riding
in a horse carriage, one of the
horses Farted:
Queen feeling awkward & embarrassed
said: There are certain things even
Queen of England can’t control.
BUSH: Oh my God, And I thought it
was one of the Horses.

Today is F.U.C.K Day
(Friends U Can Keepforever) I jst
FUCKED U. So, FUCK whoever deserves
it & see who FUCKS U back So fowrd
dis 2 all FUCKERS u knw FUCK U!

A Young and Pretty Girl shows
her hands to clerk:
He kisses her Fingers and asks:
What can I do for you?
Girl: Just tell the manager that
There is Toilet Paper in the Toilet.

Once upon a time there lived
Ali-Baba & 40 thieves.
But now there are only 20
thieves…
Why?
Recession!!!
Job cuts throughout the World!