Category: English SMS

Diff B/W Ign0rance & Patience?
Wen u see the mirror & u dont
laugh at ur self dat is ign0rance &
wen i luk at u and i also dont
laugh, dats called patience.

Dad:
Son, what do you want for
your birthday?
Son: Not much dad, just a
radio with a sports car around it.

wife:-2day
night I Saw a
dream dat u were
sendng me
Jewelry
Husband :Yeah,I saw
ur dad paying d bill..!

Gud girls r found in every
corner of d earth..
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But Unfortunately earth
is Round!!

Respect those Friends who find Time
for you in their Busy Schedule.
But Love those Friends who Never
see their Schedule when you
need them.

~ T r u t h ~
Of Every Ten (10)
Person
Who Talk About You
Nine (9) Will Say
Something Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) Will
Say Something Good In
A Bad Way …

Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You … !!
Never Think Yourself
As An Ugly Person
Always
Consider Yourself
A Beautiful

They Said …
There Would Be Black
President When Pigs
Fly …
Obama Became
President And Only
Several Months Later
“SWINE FLU” …

A Rule fr success:
always consult a lady before doing
any important task in your life.
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But act opposite to her advice

Do u know why spelling of women
Starts with “W” ?
Bcoz All Questions in the world
starts with “W”
What ?
Why ?
Who ?
When ?
Which ?
Where ?
Whom ?
&”Women”

A cute !£OvE $TöRY!
There was a husband who daily
snt his wife a rose’
wen evr he was out of town’
1 day he died..
still his wife recvd a
Rose Everyday.

One Day Teeth and Tongue were
in Conversation..
Teeth: If I just press u a
little, you will get cut.
Tongue: If I misuse one word
against someone, all you 32
will come out of the mouth…

Love+ship= Titanic
Dinosar+Forest= Jurasic park
Arnold+Gun= Terminator
U+ur smile= The mummy returns