Category: English SMS

Can A Kangaroo Jump
Higher Than A Effiel Tower?
Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump

A daughter sends a telegram to
her father on her clearing B.Ed
exams,whichthe father receives as:
“father, your daughter has been
successful in BED.”

The Best and Daring Lines on the
T-Shirt of an Employee:
“I Work Only for MONEY,
If you want Loyality, Hire a DOG.”

Lady: So, you want to become
my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don’t
see any other way 2 merry
your daughter!

Want To Go USA
Here’s A Chance For You
Mr.Obama Is Waiting
For You To Be In
White House
Get Ready
Because
He I In Search Of
Dog For His Daughter

I think I’m Disturbing you, Sorry!
This is my Last Msg and
I will not Msg you any more.
Good Bye.
Never Expect that From Me.
I’m Born to Disturb You.

If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground …
You’ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants …

girl was yelling in the Church
after the Chapel: Oh God! Please
make Moscow the Capital of China!
The priest inquired: Why must you
pray so, my child?
Girl:That’s what I have written
in my answer sheet in the
examination!

A man was interviewing for a job.
The interviewer said, “In this
job we need someone who is
responsible.”
“I’m the one you want,” the
man replied. “At my last job
every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.

A woman is always Right,
sometime confused,
misinformed, rude,
stubborn, senseless,
unchangeable,
and even downright stupid.
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but NEVER wrong!

This Message is strictly For Smart
and Intelligent People
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and if you have received it then
obviously
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its our technical error.

In Next Generation child will sing:
Twinkle twinkle little Cigar,
I just went to Royal Bar,
Whiskey rates are up so high,
So drink beer with chicken fry.

A Wife Hit Her Husband With Frying Pan:
Husband: What was that for?
Wife: I found a paper in your Pocket,
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I played a Race last week
and Jenny was the name of my Horse.
Wife: Sorry!
Next day, Wife again hit him with
the Frying Pan.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Your Horse is on the Phone.