Category: English SMS

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WAYS 2 IMPRESS A GIRL
Respect her
Honor her
Love her
Protect her
Care her
Obey her
Sacrifice 4 her
HOW 2 IMPRESS A BOY?
Just Smile Once Game Over!
Hogya Lattu!

* Height of Diplomacy *
Forgetting GF’s Birthday and
later telling her:
How can I remember your B&apos
ay Honey, When you never look
a year Older?

GIRL before marriage looks like
Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL.

Whenever you find the key to success,
some idiot changes the Lock.
So, forget about the keys & learn
to break the doors 2 success.
Keep moving!

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents.

You are very special for me.
I am very worry about you.
But I can”t be always with you.
So good take care of yourself
when you jump from 1 tree to
another.

English teacher says: make a
sentence using neither-nor?
Naughty
boy: when girls wear tight
fitting dresses, neither
they r comfortable nor we

Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
2nf Man sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.

At a Party someone yelled:
“All married guys, please HUG
the person who
has made your life worth living.”
The bartender almost got crushed!

on cricket match.
there was a girl.. she painted
pakistani flag on her face..
a boy kissed her and said…
i love pakistan

Height of
bravery!
Going Late To Class,in TOre
Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout
Permission
n saying to MAM:
“Hey SwEeTy!”
“CARRYY ON DONT STOP”…

Arz kia hai
Pink lips are the girls beauty…
Wah..Wah..
Pink lips are the girls beauty..
And kissing them is boys duty.