Category: English SMS

Today, Tomorrow and Yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!

Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria.
Pappu: Here It Is Sir.
Teacher: Where? You Haven’t Drawn Anything.
Pappu: Sir, Can You See Bacteria Without Microscope …

Give A Person A Fish And You
Feed Him For A Day,
Teach A Person To Use The Internet
And He Won’t Bother You For Weeks

Where did love born ?
Guess . .
Simple
In CHINA!
Becoz it has no warranty.

Man runs home and shouts:
“Pack your Bag Honey! I just won
10 million dollars in the lottary.”
Wife: “Do I pack for the Beach or
the Resort?”
Man: Who Cares Just Pack an
d Get Lost…

World’s shortest horor story by
Martin Garner contains only the
following lines:
“When the world’s last man was
alone in his room, the door was
knocked.”

A GIFT FOR U
I have a GIFT 4 u Plz close ur eyes
1
2
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4
5
7
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10
Cheater
You did not close ur eyes
Now No GIFT 4 U BYE

Sales Man: Sir, which shaving cream do u use?
Customer: Kumara’s.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Kumara’s.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
C : Kumara’s ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Kumara’s.
S.M : Sir , what is this kumara’s is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.

What is the difference between
Talent And Intelligence?
Getting up early in the morning
daily is talent!!!
Not trying such nonsense thing
is intelligence..!!

Corporate Lessons…..
“we will do it”
Means
“U will do it.”
“U have done a great job”
Means
“More work will be given to u.”
“We are a team”
Means
“I am not the only one to be blamed.”
“That is a good question”
Means
“I do not know anything about it.”
“All the best ”
Means
“You r in trouble.”

Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.
Man: I don’t have.
Beggar: Then come with me,
lets beg together

Genius is a Person Who can do a
Work in 1 Day while any Fool can
do in 100 Days….
Just as We complete our syllabus
in a single night Before Exam…
While the Faculty Take Whole
Semester.

Cutest Proposal:
Boy: Do you hug your Teddy
Bear while sleeping at night?
Girl: Yes
Boy: Can I replace it for
the rest of life?