Category: English SMS

Never miss an opportunity to say
“I love you” to someone you really
really like say it directly or indirectly,
because it is not everyday you will meet
the person who has the magic power
to let you fall in love with.
Good Luck with finding the right person.

The Earth without the
“art” part is just “Eh”.
and the Pleasure without
the “plea” part is ….

Guys playing cards
Guy1: I Promised my wife I’ll Not
Play Cards anymore.
Guy2: Then what the hell are you
doing now?
Guy1: I Never promised I Won’t
Tell Lies.

There is always a sign board
“Drive Slowly” near School,
But Never near Girl’s College.
Why?
Because
There Vehicles Automatically
get Slow….

Come like a Horse,
Sit like a Thief,
And Go like a King….
This Slogan was written on a..
Public Toilet Door.

U r on a bus & U need 2 fart.
But d music is really loud,
so U time Ur farts with d beats.
After a couple of songs,
U start 2 feel better as U approach Ur stop,
as U r leaving d bus,
People REALLY staring down at U n
that’s when U realize
.
.
U’ve been listening 2 Ur iPod !!

An Old Man”s T-Shirt Quote.
I Am Not 50.
I Am 16 With 34 Years Of
Experience….
That”s The ATTITUDE.

What ABCDEFG stands for?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.
And GFEDCBA stands for what?
The reverse: Girl Forgets Everything
Done and Catches new Boy Again

* TRUTH *
“Women never have anything to wear..”
Don’t question the racks of clothes
in the closet.
You’ll b answered every time,
“You just don’t understand”

A WISE MAN Washes His Hand After He PEES.
But
A WISER MAN Doesn”t PEE On His Hand …

Things To Remember In Life …
“Love Your FRIENDS Not Their SISTERS”
And
“Love Your SISTERS Not Their FRIENDS”

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
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Nice na…??

A Simple Logic:
Human=Eat+Work+Sleep+Enjoy
Donkey=Eat+Work+Sleep
Therefore
Human=Donkey+Enjoy
0r
Human-Enjoy=Donkey
I.e.:
Human who doesn’t enjoy is a Donkey.