Category: English SMS

They Said …
There Would Be Black
President When Pigs
Fly …
Obama Became
President And Only
Several Months Later
“SWINE FLU” …

Good Behaviour can cover the
Lack of Good Looking
But
Good Looking can’t cover the
Lack of Good Behaviour
So try 2 keep Ur Behavior
at Best Leval
GOODMORNING

girl was yelling in the Church
after the Chapel: Oh God! Please make
Moscow the Capital of China!
The priest inquired: Why must you
pray so, my child?
Girl:That’s what I have written
in my answer sheet in the examination!

If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground …
You’ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants …

A man was interviewing for a job.
The interviewer said, “In this job we
need someone who is responsible.”
“I’m the one you want,”
the man replied. “At my last job
every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart
from hatred; Free your mind from
worries; Live simply; Expect less;
Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These are my wishes 4 u today n
everyday…

A triangle has 4 end,
square has 3 end,
segment has 2 end,
but our friendship has no end.

Relationship Doesn’t Get Closer By Meeting
But It is Sweetened By Thought.
I care for you in my own strange ways.
May be you will never know.
May be i will never show.

This msg has
NO FAT
NO CHOLESTEROL
NO ADDITIVES
It has
Natural Flavors of
LOVE
CARE
JOY
It contains
PRAYERS 4 U
IT is 100% Pure
Just like our FRIENDSHIP.

The Birds Woke Them Next Morning,
Singing In The Trees,
Turned Into A Symphony,
By The Humming Of The Bess…*
=//Good Morning\\=

A woman is always Right,
sometime confused,
misinformed, rude,
stubborn, senseless,
unchangeable,
and even downright stupid.
.
.
but NEVER wrong!

Friendship requires little effort.
Even whn friends r busy with their own lives,
a simple sms reminds each other
that u r not 4gotten