A Boy went to his
Dad’s Friend’s home
late night.
Uncle offered him to
Sleep in Baby’s room.
Boy refused coz the
Baby might Cry at Night
and went to sleep in
the lounge.
Next morning he saw a
Beautiful Girl at the
breakfast table.,
BOY : Who are you.?
GIRL : I am Baby and
You.??
BOY : I am a Stupid.!!
Exams are there,
At the Paper you stare;
The answer is no where,
Which makes you pull your hair.
The teachers make you glare,
The grades are not fair,
But just like the past Twenty years,
We Do Not Care!
Teacher to a Nursery Student:
“Count from 1 to 10 & i”ll give u kiss.
“Miss i will count from 1 to 1000,
then Sleep one night with me Plzzz
Death-where LIFE ends
Hate-where LOVE ends
Divorce-where MARRIAGE ends
Ocean-where LAND ends
Friendship-where”I” ends
&
“We” begins!
Friendship is a dream which is evergreen
Don’t make friend before understanding.
And don’t,
Leave friends after miss understanding….
I can’t find a reason why Life
Introduced Me to You..
But that’s not the question.
Question is: How life knew that
I needed a lovely one like you???
Ssshh….Don’t afraid..
Its me..
Just putting a blanket
of love upon u.
So that u’ll never feel
that u r alone..Love you
Have a cozy sleep full of
heavenly dreams.
Good Night.
Bush & Queen of England were riding
in a horse carriage, one of the
horses Farted:
Queen feeling awkward & embarrassed said:
There are certain things even
Queen of England can’t control.
BUSH: Oh my God, And I thought it
was one of the Horses.
” / ” / “/ ” / Good*;/* ” /;Morning;/* ”
/ earest;/* ” /Sweetest/* ” /Friend/” /
” Have*;/” /
” “/;A;/*;/; ” /
” Nice*;/*;
” / Day*.
To Hear what is Unspoken,
To See what is Unseen,
To Feel without ever Touching,
is a Disease called
SCHIZOPHRENIA
and People think its love, How Stupid.
Feelings r many… but words are few
clouds r dark…but sky is blue
love is a paper… life is a glue
everything is false… but our
friendship is true
..I..
“WISH”
‘U’
One Great morning
Full of Joy
Full of Love
Lots of Blessings
Lots of Strength
* Have..A..Nice..Day *
New Day
New Morning
New Hopes
New Plans
New Efforts
New Feelings
I pray to God
to give you
Happiness and
Success.
Good Morning.