Category: English SMS

English Friendship Lines,.,.

Why we do need Friends..??
We need friends for many reason,
All throughout the 4 seasons,
We need frndz to comfort us when we are sad,
And to have fun with us when we are glad,
We need frndz to give us good advice,
We need someone we can count on to treat us nice,
We need frndz to remember.

English Love Quotes.,.

1 Day I may die without saying
Good bye to U!
But I’ll never forget To say THANK U!
Because You have given me 1 of loveliest
friendship ever in my life!

Sardar SMS Jokes,.,

Teacher: Who is Ur Favorite Writer?
Sardar: Your Daughter!
Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter.

Sardar SMS Jokes,.,

Sardar was arrested for a road accident:
Judge: How did accident occur??
Sardar: I don’t know sir I was sleeping.

English Love Quotes.,

Two things never defined in whole life,
1 is LOVE:
Bcoz u never know who LOVES u how much.
2nd Friend:
Bcoz u never know how deeply they care About U.

Heart Touching SMS,.,

Delete My Name From your Mobile
Delete My Msgs From your Inbox
Only Keep Me Inside
Ur Heart forever…

Friends-English SMS.,.,

Everything Will Be Changed With Time..
Classroom To Office
Books To Files
Jeans To Dress Pants
Pocket Money To Salary
&
Girlfriend To Wife
But..
What Will Never Change Is :
“YAARON KI YAARI”
Dedicated to our Bindas Frndz!
Love U All Guys..!

Riddle SMS Englsih

A man walks into his bathroom
and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets.
He walks out alive,
with no blood anywhere.
And no, he didn’t miss and he wasn’t Superman
or any other caped crusader.
How did he do this?
Answer: He shoots him in the Mirror

Hand in Hand-English SMS

Friendship is a one Way Road, To be traveled by Two.
With Hand in Hand,
To Care
To Share
To Forgive
To Love
And
To Say Silently.
“I’m Always with You.”

A Frantic Virgin.,.,

A plane was about to crash!
A frantic virgin strips off and says
“can anyone make me feel like woman
Before I die?
So a man takes off his clothes and said
“Iron This”

I Have Been Raped.,.,

A call girl goes to bank
To deposit 1000/- Rs. note
Teller said: Its fake note
Call Girl: Oh god I have been raped.

English Morning SMS.,.,

A Shining ANGEL stands beside your silky bed.
Calling yrs nice Name so softly.
Throwing flowers on U.
And saying
“G00d MORNING”
Have A Good Day.