Category: English SMS

A policemen arrested a prostitute
Gal: I am a saleswoman not prostitute.
Police: What r u selling.
Gal:I am selling condoms & offering a FREE DEMO

Boy with his girlfriend watching
a Boxing match,
In which a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round!
Boy: Disgusting just
ALL OVER in 1 min?
Girl: Now U know how I Feel? ;->

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

8 best moments in life
.
1>
Giving the 1st salary to ur parents.
.
2>
Thinking your love with tears.
.
3>
Looking old photos & smiling.
.
4>
A sweet & emotional chat with friends
.
5>
Holding hands with your loved ones for a walk.
.
6>
Getting a hug from one who cares you.
.
7>
1st kiss to your child when he /she is born.
.
8>
The moments when your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh.
.
Wish u all such gr8 moments!
.
Have a wonderful life!

Piece of **PHILOSOPHY *
.
Small things hurt a lot
.
Example :
u can sit on a mountain
but not on a pin..!

Think Positive…
Think Smart…
Think Beautiful…
Think Great I know,
that is too much for u,
so here is a shortcut…
JUST DO HAPPY AND GIVE
SMILES TO every one..

ECG
Ultra Sound
CAT Scan
X.Ray
Blood Test
MRI
CT Scan
.
.
No Medical Test is Needed to
Find Symptoms of
“Broken Heart Disease”
And
No Medical Treatment Can Cure
“Broken Heart Disease”
So Plz don’t Break Hearts.

Four stages of a
girl and boy
friendship:
.
.
1. Hand in Hand.
.
.
2. That in Hand.
.
.
3. Hand in That.
.
.
4. That in That ….!

A teacher used to speak
naughty things during
lecture.
girls decided that next
time if he start any such
thing, they”d leave the
class in protest.
.
Somehow he got news of
their scheme.
Next day, he started
lecture smoothly then he
suddenly said, “U know
there’s shortage of
prostitutes (tawaif)
in France?”
.
Girls looked at each
other and moved towards
the door.
.
He gave a big smile n said:
“sit down, there is no
international flight till
tomorrow”

Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Call_girls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

When I Was Walking ALONE.
.
I Wished That I Can Reach
The End Of The Road.
.
But…
.
When Friends Joined Me.
.
I Wished That The Road
Never Ends.
.
“Love You Friends”

Salary is Just Like Menses,
.
Which Comes Once in a Month
&
Remains For only 4 To 5 Days
&
If In Any Month it Doesn’t Come,
It Means You Have Been “Fuc-ed”

Marriage is Like a Public Toilet:
.
.
.
Those Waiting Outside are Desperate
To Get In
.
And
.
Those Inside are Desperate to Come
Out.
😉