Category: English SMS

A Girl Asks Her Mommy:
I Want Some Fresh Air,
Can I Go For a Walk?
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Mommy: Alright, But Ask
your Fresh Air to Drop
you Home At 10 P.M.
😀

Class Rooms are Like a Train:
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1st Two Rows are Executive
Coaches Reserved for VIP.
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Middle 3 are General Compartments.
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And
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Last 2 Are Sleeper Coaches.
😀

Q: Why do Girls live Longer Than Boys?
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Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks,
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But Paying the Bill does.
🙂

Words of Lover Boy:
My eyes know that
i m not perfect match 4 him.
But
my heart has no eyes or ears,
So it’s been beating 4 her..

Each drop of a tear is costly
than anything in world!
But,
no one knows its value
until they have it
in their own eyes for someone!

Teacher: Which was the first
silent film in English?
Student: If the film was silent,
how could you know it was English.. ;->
🙂 😉

If you look at me
I will look at you
If you grin at me
I will grin at you
If you dance
I will also dance
But if you shout,
Sorry, i can’t.
Who am i ?
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Answer is: Mirror

Dreams are the best part of life,
If you miss sleep..
you miss the best part of life,
So its already late..
Go to bed and catch
a very good Dreams…
Good Night

It is the month when
the devils are chained,
The gates of hell
are closed & those of
Paradise are opened,
It is the month the
holy Prophet used to
Pray to witness,
It is The Blessed
Month Of Ramadhan.
May God shower his
blessings &
Grant You forgiveness
in this holy month.
Happy Ramadhan

Thousands of languages
around this world,
but smile can beat
them all,
because SMILE is a
universal language
even a baby can speak.
May God always keep
you smiling.

I miss the tears,
I miss the laughter,
I miss the day we met
& all that followed after,
Sometimes I wish I could
always be with you
The way we used to be,
Now & forever, I will
always think of you
Now & forever, I will
always be with you

There have been many
times in previous month,
When I disturbed you,
Troubled you
Teased you
Irritated you,
but,
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Today I just wanted
to tell you,
I plan to continue
it in this month as well.
🙂

In each single day we Smile
and Laugh so many times,
We never thank God after
every Smile,
But we do complain for every
tear when we cry.