Category: Facebook SMS

Jab “LADKI” Facebook pe tumse baat na kare to
usse kaise
baat karoge”
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Zara socho yaar.. ??
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Are yaar bahot simple hai
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Uske WALL pe likh do..
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Oye Mere inbox me “I Luv U”kyu
bheja..??

Kaash Facebook pe ek
option”Add
as Girl friend”
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Saala propose karne ka panga
hi
khatam, ladki ne accept ker li to
matlab maan gayi, nahi to fb pe konsi ladkiyon
ki kami hai

Hate that one person on Facebook,that
adds all of your friends that they don’t
even know

Ladkiya Facebook Pe Itna Bhav Kyo
Khaati
Hai?
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Kyoki
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Reality Me Koi Bhav Nahi Deta

Getting Blocked by your GF/BF on Facebook is like

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Electronic Divorce..!!:-(

ager india ka population

ghatana he to ladke ye

4 chize kare.
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1-ladki ko fb pe request send mat kro

2-facebook pe ladkio ki photo pe

no like no
comment

3-online dikhe to msg mat kro. :-X

4-sbse jaruri msg ka reply mat kro

ager 70% fb boys aisa krege to

2 din me 30%

ladkia sadme me ake suicide kr leg

Ek ladki ne mujhse kaha ki”aap bohot achi post
karte ho”
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Maine kaha to fir tum like kyu nhi krti ho??
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wo boli- nhi main to aapki har post 2-2 baar like
krti hun
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Ab aap hi batao…kaun samjhay in ladkiyon ko. 😀

That Happiest moment on Facebook ..
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When you are fighting on some one
status and your friends support you
by liking ur comments

10% Boys chat only with girls on
facebook
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other 90% boys are chat with
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Fake accounts…:p :O

G.f – kya bat h ?
aaj kal meri yad ni ati.. ?
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B.f – jb se fb chalana
suru
kiya ,
tab se
rat ki khayi hui sbzi yad
ni
rhti ,
tu kya ghanta yad rhegi.. 😀 😛 😀

Aj Ke Bacche
Teacher:” Where is your home work…??
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Student:” sir I uploaded it last night on
Facebook
and I tagged you..

Aashiqui .. Song created

Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de
facebook chalau main ya naa..
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Apne tu ghar ka pata de,
aaau main yaa naaa..
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Apna tu phone number bata de,
Call lagau main yaa naaaa..
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Khaana tu rakh de paka ke,
khau main yaaa naa..
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Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko…
Ab hota anhi intezaaaar

tu hi ye mjhko bata de..
koi dusri patau main yaa naaaa.. … 🙂 😉

What is WILLPOWER ::
It is When you see 30
Notification, 20 grls
Msgs and 10 items
requests…..:o
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And still you Click
“LOGOUT”and”Stu dy”… 😛