Category: Facebook SMS

Purani KahawatNaiki kar darya
main daal.
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Nai kahawat:kuch bhi kar facebook
par daal.

Special Request for Girls
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Kripya facebook pe apne
name kay aage “Angel,
Princess,Sweet,
Lovely…”etc. Naa Likha karo
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Kyuki Aap Logo Ki Shakal
Dekhne Ke Baad
ladko ka Princess aur angels
par
se vishwas uthta jaa raha hai

Kaash w0 jaan maang leti To
W0 Bhi De Deta :/
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Par Zaalim ne
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“FACEBOOK KA PASSWORD” Maang liya.
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. Ho gaya breakup … !!! :

1990’s…
Larki walay:
Larka kya karta hai…???

Larki walay :
Doctor/ Engineer hai…
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2013’s…
Larki walay :
Larka kya karta hai…???
Larkay walay:
Facebook pe 4 pages ka admin hai…

Aur aik page par tou 300,000 Likes
hain 😀 😛
(.”)/ janab rishta
<)) paka samjhain _|\_ !! :-D

PuRaaNi kahaWat:
Naiki Kar Darya main Daal ..
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NaHi kaHawat:
Kuch bHi KAr Faceb00k PAr Daal =D .

Jaane kyu log hamein aajmate hain,
Kuch pal saath rehne ke baad door chale jaate hain,
Sach hi kehte hain log sagar ke milne ke baad,
Log baarish ko bhul jaate hain…

‎2 snakes on FB chat:
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snake1: fusss
snake 2 : fusss
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snake1: fusss fusss
fusss
snake2: fussss fusss
fusss
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snake1: fussss fusss
fusss fussss
fusss fusss fussss
fusss fusss
snake2: fussss fusss
fusss fussss
fusss fusss fussss
fusss fusss
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snake1 : Bhow bhow
bhow……
Snake2: saale aa gaya
na aukat
pe, mujhe pata tha
fake ID bnake aya
hai

What is Facebook..???
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Its when a boy posts a joke he gets no response..

When a girl post the same joke she gets:
(50 likes)
(15 friend requests)
(20 private msgs)
(80 comments that how sweet she is
And
How funny was the joke ) 😛

For the first time in Facebook History,
I am introducing 3D post.
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” D D D”
No claps please! 😛

Facebook Sirf 3 Cheezon ki wajah se popular hai.
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Bachiyan , Bachiyan aur sirf Bachiyan :p :D….

My GIRLFREIND Asked Me – Facebook Or Me ?
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Sometimes I Really Miss heR………:P

I hate peoples, who fake on fb..
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Girls, if u r agree,So then inbox me ur cell phone number
so that we will discuss! 😉 😛

hahahahahaha 😛

Barbaaad krny K aur Bhi Tareeeky Thy
“FARAZ”
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.Jaane kyun Mark Zuckerberg Ko FACEBOOk Ka khayal Hi Aaya 😀
(‘,’)
<()>Khud Tou Shadi Kr Li
_||_Aur Humei Yehan LIKE LIKE
Khelney Pe Lage Gaya 😛 😀