Find someone who will change your life,
not just your relationship status…
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I used to wonder what it was like to read
people’s minds but now that
I have a Facebook account, I’m over it…
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There is so much drama on Facebook;
I`m surprised that they don`t have an awards show!
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My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the
morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy
myself as best I can on FaceBook
Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about
“PERMANENT ADDRESS”, a student
wrote “www.facebook.com”!
Men Rule: If you can’t convince them,confuse them!
Women Rule: If you can’t convince them,
unfriend them from Facebook!
Always wake up early.
It gives you fresh ideas.
Share them with your FaceBook friends and go to sleep!
Texting + Facebook = Textbook.
Yes, Mom! I am studying.
Whatever happens, happens for the best
.
..
…
on Facebook!
Studies show that friends who like
“My Posts” have an above average IQ!
I used to wonder what it was like to read
people’s minds but now that
I have a Facebook account, I’m over it.
Find someone who will change your life,
not just your relationship status.
The ‘Poke’ option is okay,
But when is Facebook
going to come out with a ‘Punch’ option?
In the next 20-30 years, one of the hardest
things for kids will be to find a screen name on Gmail,
FaceBook, Twitter, et al., that hasn`t already been taken.
Advantage of being a Man:
You don’t get tagged in random pictures on
FaceBook on Valentine’s Day.
I still remember those days when photos
were taken for memories and not for FaceBook profiles.