Category: Facebook SMS

There is so much drama on Facebook;
I`m surprised that they don`t have an awards show!

When I die, I want someone to keep updating
my Facebook status to freak people out.

Facebook should have a limit on how many times
you can change your relationship status.
After 3, it should default to UNSTABLE.

Facebook Tip:
Never Delete/Block your ex flames;
Let them know that you’re better off without them!

Why do people say to me,
“You’re always on FaceBook?”

How do they know exactly?
Could it be because they are too?

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the
morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy
myself as best I can on FaceBook.

Life without you is like;
Twitter without followers,
Youtube without videos,
FaceBook without Likes and Google with no results.

Son 2 his Mom: Mom you know na.
I love you a lot. But sorry Mom,
I can`t accept your friend request on Facebook.

If something cool happens and you
don’t share it on Facebook,
Did it actually happen?

Facebook keeps suggesting me:
‘FRIENDS YOU MAY KNOW’.
But when I try adding someone,
it says, ‘Do YOU KNOW HIM?’
Isn’t it height of non-sense!

Friendship on Facebook is like `KOLAVERI DI`
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No need 2 understand, just enjoy it.

FaceBook founder Mark Zuckerberg is
hospitalized with serious injury.
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Sources revealed, Rajnikanth poked him on FaceBook!

Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me, you’re nothing!
Electricity: Keep talking, bitches!