Category: Facebook SMS

Do you want to make more money from
FaceBook? It`s easy. Just go to your Account Settings,
Deactivate your account and go to work!

Life is much like Facebook.
People will like your problems & comment but no
one’s gonna solve them.Because everybody
seems so busy in updating their own!

Girls on Facebook:
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1. Upload a new profile pic.
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2. Wait for everyone (& I mean
EVERYONE) to like and/or comment
“cute”, “cho
chweeet”, “awwww” , “muaah ” etc.
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3. Be happy ^_^
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4. Respond to every comment & like
INDIVIDUALLY with “Thank you
pumpkin , you are so sweet” so that
the number of comments rises
exponentially.
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5. Be happy again! ^_^
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6. Go to step 1

Facebook Fever!
A man posted his status as: `Gonna sleep
on the terrace tonight`
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17 Mosquitoes `Liked` it.

Girl: Why my name is always on your
Facebook status every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind.

Facebook should have options
WHO CARES along with LIKE.
It should also add SLAP,
PUNCH, KICK along with POKE.

Boy asked God,
`Why she loves rose which dies in a day,
but doesn`t love me who dies for her every day?`
God replied, `Mast hai! Put it on Facebook!`

FACEBOOK LAW:
Behind every status update..
there is a…
Ctrl + C
Ctrl + V

Boy : Do you love me?
Girl: Yeah..I love you.
Boy starts running..
Girl: Hey! Where are u going?
Boy: Updating Facebook status !!!

Beeti hui zindagi ki kuch itni si Kahani hai,
Beeti hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahani.
Kuch khud Barbad hue.
Kuch”skype”aur”Facebook”ki Meharbani hai.

Malkin –Tu 3 din kam
pe nai ayi ?

Kamwali – Maine toh
facebook pe update kiya tha,

“Mein ja rahi hun”
Apke pati ne commnt
b kia tha:

“Miss U

Wapda waleyo jan deyo
Menu facebook chalaan deyo
Facebook di bachi mun pher na le
Koyi hor sala unu kair na le
Garmi naal hun saah ne sukde
Tuadi pain de viyaah nai mukde
Mobile di battery mukki payi ae
Paani wali tanky sukki payi ae
Toilet vich v jaa nai sakde
Tissue naal kam chala nai sakde
Ki ki apne dukhre dasiye
Pal vich roiye pal vich hassiye
O baaz v aa jao HARAM DEYO
Thori jayi bijli te aan deyo..

Bhikari:
amma roti do.
.
Dadi:
Abhi roti banayi nhi hai, bad mai ana.
.
Bhikari:
ye mera mobile no. Hai Miss Call De dena jab tayyar ho jaye
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Bhikari…!
Rocks.
Dadi…!
Shocks.
[PICTURE ABHI BAKI HE MERE DOST] .
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Dadi:
Aray baba mere pas balance nai,
mai facebook par status update kar dungi.
Usay check karky aa jana.:
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– Dadi…!
Rocks.
Bhikari…!
Shocks..