Category: Flirt SMS

Girl ask to molvi: can i kiss another man?
molvi: astagfirullah.
Girl: can i kiss a married man?
molvi: nauzubillah.
Girl: can i kiss u?
molvi: bismillaha.

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u – it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp
…. I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER

Love is a bird:
u hold it tightly,
it dies.
hold it lightly,
it flies.
hold it nicely,
it shits in ur hands..
moral:
FORGET LOVE,,
just ……………… flirt

Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai
Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to
6 inch ki kar deti hai
Jaisay..
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“Chapaati”
Think positive yar

Larki: Dr. sahab meray jism ki skin buhat narm aor Mulayem hai.
Es ki hifazat k liye main nahanay se pehlay kia lagaya karon?
Doctor:
“Kundi”

Saturday noon,
An Old Man with a Hot Girl entered a Jewellery shop and chose a Ring worth $200000 for the Girl.
Giving cheque, He said he’d collect the Ring on Monday aftr the Cheque is cleard.
On Monday,
Jeweller called up the old man. There’s no Money in ur Account!
Old Man:I Know,
but can You imägine the Weekend I had…..
(’,’)

Any Man Who Can Drive Safely
While Kissing A Girl
Is
Simply Not Giving The KISS The Attention
It Deserves . . .

A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone, after 1 hour he gathers enough courage to ask her
“Excuse me can i sit beside u?”
she responds loudly “NO I DONT WANA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U”
every 1 in the bar starts to look at the man, the man was embarrassed
After a few minutes the woman walks over to his table smiles n apologizes says u see im a psychology student studying how people respond to embarrasing situations,
Man replied(loudly): WHAT 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS 4 ONE NIGHT?:-D

Male or Female
R u male or Female?
Answer k lea niche dekhein
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oh no dear ! Yaha nae apne niche.

A Girl to an Old Man:
App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?
Malooum hai kahan Se ?
DOOR SE

Be careful when a girl tells u that
She loves u from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top!

Meri zindagi k 2 asool hain.

Pehla:mei kisi ajnabi larki ko lift nahi karvata.

AUR dosra:Mei kisi larki ko ajnabi nahi samajhta.

AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous