Category: Flirt SMS

By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”
To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”

DIL KA ASHIYAN HUM NAHI SAJATE,
BAGO ME PHOOL HUM NAHIN KHILATE,
HUMARI 1 PASAND SE TOOT JAYENGE 1000 DIL,
IS LIYE HUM GIRLFRIEND NAHIN BANATE….

Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like
wrestling with a Pig in mud.
After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty
& the pig is enjoying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheap attitude of girls.
When a boy sends dirty sms.
She laughs for 10 minutes.
Forward that sms to her friends.
Then replies the boy
“I don’t like these kind of sms ok”

Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
&
Changed it every 3 months.

Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey…..
Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey…
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey…
EK SMS YAAR!!!!!

Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because
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boys have good IMAGINATION

Flirting Tips :
Flirting tip 1: Send brief passionate glances to catch her attention. Always keep smile on your face.
Flirting tip 2: Impress her at first sight with your appearance. Dress well, smell good and use your charm to attract her.
Flirting tip 3: Start conversation in a very friendly way. Make her feel comfortable in your company and try to understand her comfort level with your behavior. Appreciate her looks and other qualities you feel great about, be convincing.
Flirting tip 4: Be sure of what you are going to say, say something new to her, use good language, a witty conversation or a naughty joke can attract her towards you. .
Flirting tip 5:Treat her with great admiration, upgrade her self esteem, women love to be with gentle but charismatic guy,

Smart Answers
Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Student: No, I’m John Smith…
Husband: We are having mother for dinner tonight.
Wife: Make sure she is well cooked… :p
Father: Shameful results! Do you always get such low marks?
Son: No, only when I take exams…
Guest: Will these stairs take me to da 2nd floor?
Boy: No, you’ll have to walk as well…
Girl: I have changed my mind.
Boy: Thank God! Does new one works better?

I want to touch you all over again n again.
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through my heart and feeling

Today, tomorrow and forever
there will be one heart
that would always beat for you.
You know whose?
Hey, your own stupid.

In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep
because I am hungry

You & me went to a wishing well.
I bent down threw a coin & made a wish.
You bent down a little more n fell into well.
I shouted Aaila.. IT WORKS