Category: Flirt SMS

If you want to protect your face

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I LOV THREE THINGS

I LOV THREE THINGS
1….PIZZA
2……PEPSI
3……….U
.
PIZZA TO EAT
.
PEPSI TO DRINK
.
AND U
.
OOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO HELLLLOOOOOOOO
TO CLEAN THE TABLE

give u an endless row of kisses

I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep.
I’ll give u two kisses to dream.
I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to,
when u wake up in the morning, think of me.

to make a dictionary

If I were to make a dictionary
CUTE – YOU
SWEET – YOU
THOUGHTFUL – YOU
GOOD LOOKING – YOU
BEAUTIFUL – YOU
LIAR – ME … =P ;->

take my hand

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company,
take my hand when u feel all alone,
turn to me when u need some 1 to lean on,
coz I’m the one u can always depend on!

How did you find me?

Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?

Take a bite of u

The length & breadth & height of you,
Total up to quite a view,
But to taste the true delight of you,
I’ll have to take a bite of u.

Three dreams of a man:

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects

One who smokes, has a SMOKY heart,

One who smokes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart…
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS…
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**

I wanted to put something

I wanted to put something
incredibly beautiful,
sweet,
nice,
sensitive,
erotic
and
funny
on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.