Category: Funny Hindi SMS

Tohar sms jab awat hai,
Hamar rom-rom khil jawat hai.
Badan ma gudgudi howat hai.
Eema tohar sms ka kouno kasur naahi,
Woh to hamar phoneva ka vibrator on hojawat hai.

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.

When I go wrong,
I need ur hand 2 correct,
When emotions bust out,
I need ur hand 2 catch,
wen I win,
I need ur hand 2 pat.
In short: Yeh Haath Mujhe De De Thakur

Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

Yeh pyaar bhi ajib cheez hoti hai.
Maa se ho to – MAMTA.
Baap se ho to – KARTAVYA.
Bhai se ho to – DHARM.
Behn se ho to – FARZ.
Aur Biwi se ho to
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Sonu
Monu
Chhotu
Pappu…

Ram ne dhanush toda toh Sita daudi chali aayi,
Krishna ne Bansuri bajai to Radha bhag ke aayi,
Aur humne sirf siti kya bajai, woh toh baap ko le aayi.

Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe,
Yun hanste hanste,
Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar,
Keh denge bhabhi namaste…

JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai?
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“VICKS” Kyunki
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VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas.

Sundar Baught A New Mobile.
Sundar: Oyee yeh sent message kya hota hai
Mohan: Jis message mein khushboo ho usse sent message kehte hai.

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.

Munna bhai : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya?
Girl : Ullu toh raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

Ped ke niche chav hai
Khandala mera gaon hai
Wade main jasie pav ha
Nadi main terti naav hai
Anarkali naam ki apun ki ek dav hai

Woh sadak ke is paar thi, hum sadak kee us par the
Kuch hum aage badhe, kuch woh aage badhi
Hum kuch aur aage badhe, woh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
Ab hum sadak ke wus par the, aur woh sadak ke is par thi.